I have a question for all the sports fans out there.
Lets say you're home alone watching the game & it's in the 4th quarter. Game's winding down... You get horny as shit, I mean raging vein bulging hard on. Maybe a really hot chick in one of the commercials did it to you, or maybe you were staring at your favorite hot chick poster on the wall during the boring ass commentary... Who knows, but you need to relieve yourself ASAP. Also, your... Sister (just fucking pretend you have a Sister if you don't already) is coming home with her boyfriend at the end of the game & you're going to go... Christmas shopping with them promptly.
Do you...
A) Masturbate while physically watching the game (you don't want to miss the score!)
B) Turn the game off to watch a porno & call a friend to ask the final score, in turn looking & feeling like a loser for missing the final score
C) Stay firmly planted in your seat, watch the end of the game, & lose your raging hard on as soon as your Sister & her boyfriend come home, therefore becoming insanely irritated & having a terrible time Christmas shopping as reprocussions