The Sports Thread

[cookiecutter]

Nothing like Ozzman to stop a losing streak

 

[zoidberg]

I am getting absolutely owned in fantasy football this week. McNabb and the Ravens got me negative points.

I am dropping McNabb and picking up Kitna, who is having a great year.

bet you wish you had traded tomlinson for palmer and B. westbrook

 

[The Ozzman]

I don't have Tomlinson. I do have Palmer though.

King Drunkard has Westbrook and Tomlinson.

Nothing like Ozzman to stop a losing streak

Wait until Week 5

 

[Matt]

I've got half of my team playing tonight so I'll get some more points

 

[Mort Divine]

I got fucking destroyed in one of my leagues, but on the other hand shat down my opponents throat in the other one.

I wish Arizona would just put in Kurt Warner as their starter because if they do I will have myself a solid replacement for Drew Brees.

 

[Zephyrus]

I am getting absolutely owned in fantasy football this week. McNabb and the Ravens got me negative points.

I am dropping McNabb and picking up Kitna, who is having a great year.

Yeah Baltimore killed me yesterday, but I still have a faint hope. I'm currently tied with my opponent at 99 apiece.

I've got Randy Moss and Housh going today, which should get me some good points. My opponent only has one player going.

The only problem is, that player is TOM fucking BRADY.

I guess I'd rather see the Patriots win, despite it meaning potential defeat for my fantasy team.

 

[AchrisK]

sorry to hear that achrisk, oh its good to be a cowboys fan! jump the banwagon dude, there are plenty of cowboys fans in Arizona, just look at when Dallas plays in Arizona!

Well I will not jump on that or any bandwagon, but I will give the Cowboys respect for being awesome! AZ is my favorite in that division. Gotta stick with the home team.

 

[Valerie]

Their goal this season was to masturbate the roid monkey. Maybe since he's leaving they'll start building a team to win games.


Plus they play in the toughest division top to bottom in the majors.

I hope so.

 

[The Ozzman]

Yeah Baltimore killed me yesterday, but I still have a faint hope. I'm currently tied with my opponent at 99 apiece.

I've got Randy Moss and Housh going today, which should get me some good points. My opponent only has one player going.

The only problem is, that player is TOM fucking BRADY.

I guess I'd rather see the Patriots win, despite it meaning potential defeat for my fantasy team.

New England Gaytriots AMIRITE?

 

[Matt]

YA URRITE

And Cincinnati Gayngals LOL

 

[AchrisK]

YA URRITE

And Cincinnati Gayngals LOL

 

[The Ozzman]

Gaytriots flows better

 

[Zephyrus]

Gaytriots flows better

34-17 is my prediction for tonight's game. Obviously NOT in favor of your Cincinnati Bengays.

 

[The Ozzman]

See, bengays is actually good.

Bengirls is even better since the defense is reminiscent of a bunch of girls lately.

My friend calls them the Beagles.

 

[AchrisK]

Gaytriots flows better

True, but gayngals flows pretty well.

Gang-Gals

see

 

[Matt]

Fagals

 

[The Ozzman]

Swing and a miss

 

[AchrisK]

 

[Matt]

Swing and a miss

stfu The Gayman

 

[The Ozzman]

stfu The Gayman

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