Why the hell shouldn't baseball have instant replay?
And no, Baseball should never have instant replay. Ever.
Why not, so umpires can keep making bad calls? Would it ruin the "spirit" of the game?
we're playing the Rockies, yippie.
Some gangster from Philly should go shave off the goattee of that jew Tod Helton in his sleep.
Uh, it's pretty simple, just have a panel review questionable plays automatically. Questionable calls are pretty obvious, and should be reviewed to ensure that the right call is made.
Frankly, the length of the game argument is shitgasmic.
So you want there to be a group of people who go to each game and stop it whenever a questionable call is made? Who decides if a play is "questionable" or not? Close calls happen every inning, and you want to have each one of them reviewed and ruled on by a fucking panel? One person makes the call, that's it, that's all. There aren't nearly enough bad calls to justify such a monumental change as stopping the game every two plays so a panel can decide whether or not Carl Crawford beat the throw to first.
Actually it's a legitimate concern. We're talking about a 162 game season with 3+ hours game, and here you want to add who knows much much more time to the average game. Every single bang-bang play at first base is "disputable", every fould ball down the line, and you want to have a panel that stops the game to review these plays that happen constantly? You're talking about extending the length of the game considerably. Just because you don't like an argument doesn't give you the right to dismiss it. Either make a point against it or shut the fuck up, since "length of game" is among the top reasons that there is no replay in baseball.
You're overcomplicating the issue. Not every call needs to be thoroughly reviewed either. How often are you watching a game and you see a review that directly contradicts what the umpire called? And yet this should stand? Why? That makes no fucking sense. It's the wrong call. It should be overruled. And it takes about 5 seconds to do it. The NFL has a panel that reviews plays. They can take that concept and apply it to baseball. This isn't a monumental change, bro. And stop exaggerating, it's just silly. You know it's a good idea.
Every bang-bang play at first base is "disputable?" Ever foul down the line is disputable? The tv instantly shows a replay of every single fucking play that ever happens. THAT is how fast it takes to determine whether or not an umpire made the right call.
Most decisions can probably be made by the time the next batter walks up to the plate. I don't like the argument because it's FUCKING RETARDED.
If you're bitching about the length of the game, there are plenty of things you can do to make games shorter.
Immense overexaggeration on your part.