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Blitzkrieg
Master Exploder
Wenda
Lady LORD
Yeah you're right, spawny. They wouldn't look twice at you out on the street, but they're all nice in there because they want your dosh. Shit some them were stunners though! One came up to me and made me an offer, so I thought "hmmm, give $50 to you, or spend $50 on my wife? I'll take the latter option, thank you very much".
Guys are indeed pervs.
Southy
Proud Brisbane Metaller
I wouldn't really mind if Mark wanted to go to a strip club. Unless he actually looked at anyone in there. Then I'd cut his balls off with a rusty steak knife and feed them to the strippers. Otherwise, I wouldn't have a problem really, I'm quite open minded about these things.
What offer did she make you?Winmar said:
Yeah you're right, spawny. They wouldn't look twice at you out on the street, but they're all nice in there because they want your dosh. Shit some them were stunners though! One came up to me and made me an offer, so I thought "hmmm, give $50 to you, or spend $50 on my wife? I'll take the latter option, thank you very much".
phlogiston
Bejabbers!
Wrathchild
Miserable Bastard
I've visited the occasional strip club. It's as close as I've been to anything even faintly resembling a nipple since I got teeth .
The lack of clothes is the only difference between their staff and any other waitress. They both look at you as if you've got two heads just because you're not drinking anything stronger than water.
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.The lack of clothes is the only difference between their staff and any other waitress. They both look at you as if you've got two heads just because you're not drinking anything stronger than water
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Celestial-Todd
The Incredible Bulk
I've never actually been to a strip club, and I don't have much interest in going either. I get no real excitement out of a chick being paid to take her clothes off for me... I much prefer the real thing!
Icarus
Shamone
Blitzkrieg
Master Exploder
Blitzkrieg
Master Exploder
Celestial-Todd
The Incredible Bulk
KoichCPA
Banned
Goreripper
Metal as fuck
Strip clubs are sleazy, dimly-lit shitholes. The lights are low so you can't see the track marks on the girls' arms and/or legs and the bruises and shit on their faces.
That said, I went to the Red Garter in Fortitude Valley once. That place fucking rocked!
That said, I went to the Red Garter in Fortitude Valley once. That place fucking rocked!
Wrathchild
Miserable Bastard
It's not unheard of for supermodel drug addicts to inject into their toes or (once they run out of veins in their feet) into the viscous red stuff under their eyes. A stripper might do the same if the lighting wasn't to her taste.
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