The 'There aren't enough new threads' thread

[Wenda]

At the exact point everyone in this forum has a girlfriend, the world will end.

Does this include me?

 

[spawn]

One would have to assume so...

 

[Spruce Goose]

Lesbians

 

[Mark]

 

[Wenda]

*groan* I hate today!

"Today" started at 2:30 this morning, when we were woken up by a call of distress from my little brother, Tim. Now Tim has been overseas for an extended working holiday in the Canary Islands with his girlfriend, and he's just come back for a month. His 21st birthday is on Monday.

Out drinking with friends that he hasn't seen in six months (as you do), he started having a drunken mock fight with said friends (also, apparently, as you do). Someone fell on his leg and voila! One dislocated knee. They couldn't put him on painkillers either, at least at first, because of the alcohol still in his system; so it was some time before all the king's men could put humpty dumpty back together again.

So after very little sleep, I came to work. I am leaving this office in a week and a half and I had to start training my replacement today, so I can't have MSN, I can't listen to music, and I can't look at webpages while I'm working on the database (she's at my desk, so I'm on a shitbox spare computer which keeps crashing if I'm in another window while the database is trying to switch between records). I've even run out of tea, because I didn't bother replenishing my jars when they ran out last week. I've got none of the luxuries I'm used to having to keep me awake (yes, I know I've been spoilt ;p)

This next week is going to suck yeast-infested donkey cunt.

 

[Wrathchild]

"the end of humanity rests on your shoulders."

Bah, what's humanity done for me lately? Damn overrated species if ever there was one.

"yeast infected donkey c**t"

Now that sounds like a great name for a band

W

 

[Spruce Goose]

This next week is going to suck yeast-infested donkey cunt.

You say that as if its a bad thing

 

[Wenda]

Well, I suppose it could be an unfair assumption, seeing as it's outside the realm of my experience. Maybe you can enlighten me

 

[Celestial-Todd]

Well at least that explains why you didn't answer my email this morning!

 

[Spruce Goose]

Oh shit sorry... I thought you said yeast-infested monkey cunt.

You have a sick mind Wenda.... Donkey's disgust me

 

[Southy]

This next week is going to suck yeast-infested donkey cunt.

Geez thats gotta be one of the most ladylike things I've ever heard a woman say

Hope it gets better mate

 

[Icarus]

Shamone motherfucker ehhh heee!

 

[Wenda]

I spoke too soon! I have my desk back! Still can't have the music or the MSN, but I can surf properly again at least, and I get back my own chair and footrest. Mm...footrest.

 

[Celestial-Todd]

Huzzah!

 

[Spruce Goose]

Were you talking the language of the cheat??

 

[Winmar]

Yesterday I played cricket. Took 3/24, and got them out for 120, so I was happy with that. Then we batted, and were 4/24. I came in and had a 174 run partnership with a bloke called John. I made 79 before getting caught at long-off. Not before I managed to hit just about the biggest six I've seen though.

Last night I went to my mate's bucks night at Goldfingers in the city. My first strip club. God there were some stunners working there. If I was loaded and single I'd be there all the time.

Today I feel fucked because of cricket and walking into the city last night. Plus my knee's fucked, so I couldn't run properly yesterday.

 

[spawn]

Whats the attraction with strippers? Its a bunch of beautiful women who dont want to know you if you dont have a shitload of money. Its like real life, but on a stage! Maybe they are so popular because they dont pretend to want anything other than your money? Or maybe guys are just pervs who want to ogle a beautiful woman.

 

[Blitzkrieg]

guys are just pervs

That is about the gist of it.

 

[spawn]

Id rather play Mario Kart, at least its interactive

 

[Blitzkrieg]

Cheaper too.