The thread where you make me laugh.

[The Grimace]

Alright... everyone post something funny or random or idiotic about either... I dunno... Metallica's best drum fill, or your favorite Satanic Nu-Metal band, or your least favorite person on UM (unless it's me, in which case you can suck it good), or whatever, and I'll pick my favorite one to go in my sig. The Krigloch quote is probably staying (hah), but I need a new 2nd one, and everyone on this board has been fucking boring for the last week.

So entertain me, bitches.

 

[Toby]

I fucking love this thing. Someone posted it on another forum a while back.

 

[The Grimace]

Not quote-worthy exactly, but that's funny as fucking balls.

 

[corpseripper]

I LiKe MeTL BuT I AlLsoO lIK pUnK BaNdZ liKe GoOd CHaRlitE anD AvRiLLE LaVeeN!

 

[no country for old wainds]

I give that an Utter Shit out of ten, and shall also contribute this:

 

[WNxScythe]

I love this thing. Someone posted it on another forum a while back.

That's hilarious in a randoming sort of way

 

[Reign in Acai]

I actually have something for you my faggy friend.

I was checking this girl's myspace account that I know. She's one of those ditzy trendwhoring bitches who likes whatever is popular at the time. Anywho, one of the bands in which she had listed under "music", was "Stars mistaken for planes". The stupid yenta can't even get the name right of a band she "supposedly" likes.

 

[WNxScythe]

What *is* the name supposed to be?

 

[skeptik]

 

[The Grimace]

I was checking this girl's myspace account that I know. She's one of those ditzy trendwhoring bitches who likes whatever is popular at the time. Anywho, one of the bands in which she had listed under "music", was "Stars mistaken for planes". The stupid yenta can't even get the name right of a band she "supposedly" likes.

That's nice. :Smug:

 

[Reign in Acai]

What *is* the name supposed to be?

Planes Mistaken for Stars.

 

[WNxScythe]

Never heard of them... just as well I suppose judging from what kind of person the girl was.

I look them up to hear what they are, and guess what, it sounds just like every other freaking emocore band out there!

Look at what one reviewer said :

YES this IS an emo record... an incredible one at that... True emo (not that postpop get up kids ...) at its best in the footsteps of such greats as Still Life, and Rites of Spring... BUY THIS RECORD!

 

[Pessimism]

YES this IS an emo record... an incredible one at that... True emo (not that postpop get up kids ...) at its best in the footsteps of such greats as Still Life, and Rites of Spring... BUY THIS RECORD! :

MIGHTY CRACKWHORE MARY!!e1#@111error

that quote was completely uncalled for!

 

[anonymousnick2001]

What the fuck?

 

[RosesofShadow]

HAHAHA! wtf, this is funny...

 

[no country for old wainds]

 

[The Grimace]

Now that's funny.

 

[RosesofShadow]

hahaha, you got that in SOT 2 right?

 

[Cythraul]

Goddamnit!

 

[Episteme]

This thread kicks ass