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A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive. She lives for ten more years, and then dies. A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out, "watch out for the fucking wall!''
 
Dorian, what's going down in Ohio? Too lazy to turn to page 837 to find out.
:lol: not much. Just seemed like a good weekend to go. Three days off in a row and all that crap. And there's a festival tomorrow. Might be fun. Havent been to it in ten years.
 
I don't have to work today. GF is not in town. Phone is turned off (I "lost it").

I'm already drinking again.

Today is going to KICK ASS.
 
drinking beer ... then will drink more when i go watch the Russia/Czech game in a few hours at a Beer Garden.