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[neal]

i dont think you should be 'obligated' to hang out with relatives you dont like "oh but theyre FAMILY!" yeh but if they're jerks, fuck em

 

[lurch70]

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive. She lives for ten more years, and then dies. A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out, "watch out for the fucking wall!''

 

[dorian gray]

i dont think you should be 'obligated' to hang out with relatives you dont like "oh but theyre FAMILY!" yeh but if they're jerks, fuck em

this.

 

[dorian gray]

the problem is if you make it a case that you don't want to go because of the expense ... you can't justify getting other shit to the S/O ... unless it's linoleum.

I can make the case......I just always lose

 

[dorian gray]

Dorian, what's going down in Ohio? Too lazy to turn to page 837 to find out.

not much. Just seemed like a good weekend to go. Three days off in a row and all that crap. And there's a festival tomorrow. Might be fun. Havent been to it in ten years.

 

[lurch70]

isn't Ohio a state where people leave from, not go to?

 

[Reign in Acai]

It's like the Romania of the mid-west.

 

[lurch70]

exactly

 

[dorian gray]

It's like the Romania of the mid-west.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

I don't have to work today. GF is not in town. Phone is turned off (I "lost it").

I'm already drinking again.

Today is going to KICK ASS.

 

[dorian gray]

I'm drinking coffee

 

[lurch70]

drinking beer ... then will drink more when i go watch the Russia/Czech game in a few hours at a Beer Garden.

 

[dorian gray]

I put the kibosh on the Ohio trip

 

[lurch70]

come to NYC

 

[dorian gray]

is there anything to do there?

 

[lurch70]

been here 28 years ... did maybe 5% of what's possible.

 

[dorian gray]

 

[lurch70]

i was talking about chicks btw

 

[dorian gray]

pics please

 

[lurch70]

this was before photography