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[NAD]

When I went to Canada and they'd ask where I was from I knew I was supposed to say Canada but couldn't so I told them America and boy did I ever get the royal welcome after that.

Seriously, I did. Canadians are incredibly nice people and apparently very excited to meet Americans.

 

[Doom]

that girl who reached out after 20 years (yes, we are still talking bcuz Dead Can Dance, and she sentds me wine) said that if I ever go to Europe (especially England), to say Im Canadian.

I disagree. In fact I think just for the avoidance of any doubt, you should come dressed like this:

 

[NAD]

I dress up like Americaman every July 4th. Here I am aggressively pointing toward ENGLISH TYRANNY.

 

[einride]

maybe you guys should look into getting back together

i hear she's single again

 

[J.]

According to our ex president, we prefer Norway

But our current one prefers China.

I say we get it over with and just take Mexico. They all come up here illegally anyway. Mught as well have them bring burritos, senoritas and drugs

 

[Ellestin]

If they're making a Jon Schaffer biopic one day, you have a head start with that pic @NAD

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

 

[MFJ]

I guess the lead time for pressing vinyl is now 6-9 months globally. Apparently there's over 500 million units which have been ordered (or were ordered) so far for 2021, and the global capacity for manufacturing is around 200 million. Crazy stuff.

 

[NAD]

One of the two lacquer factories in the entire world burned down in 2020 (because of course it would), and I had no idea but it was about 20 minutes away from my house.

https://thevinylfactory.com/features/apollo-transco-lacquer-impact-vinyl-industry/

Also for some reason I thought you told me about this but I can't find shit and my mind is just a piece of shit today.

 

[einride]

I guess the lead time for pressing vinyl is now 6-9 months globally. Apparently there's over 500 million units which have been ordered (or were ordered) so far for 2021, and the global capacity for manufacturing is around 200 million. Crazy stuff.

further delays on the album then?

 

[Doom]

Sabaton just announced a tour, apparently they are now playing arenas and charging approx $70 a ticket. When did that happen.

 

[Reign in Acai]

...and what happens when ye say youre an American? Get the cold shoulder? Ooooooooh scary.

Just say youre a Syrian refugee and grunt/shrug at any question posed. You'll be knee deep in British meat pie before Afternoon tea. If they dont throw themselves atcha, just take em against their will like an Aleppo freedom fighter. The need gives you the right.

 

[J.]

Im getting inundated with ball hammock underwear ads on FB and youtube. Are they trying to tell me my boys and their tall friend need a bigger house?

Father's Day Tool Print Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear | The Hammer Time (shinesty.com)

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

@Reign in Acai
crazy american porn chick got herself killed
https://www.news.com.au/world/north...l/news-story/d7e6c5d55d2a57200a117625f3ce9bc5

 

[dorian gray]

Weird story. I’ve never heard of that but it’s funny she did that in front of that mural. People are so goddam uptight and serious and *outraged* about absolutely everything.
That part about her boyfriend getting mad she wouldn’t get off the phone is funny too.

I guess she wasn’t shomer shabbosh

 

[Krilons Resa]

I've seen her work.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

On Reddit today Been Looking at "bigassaltgirls"

Just now Saw pic labeled "the shadow girl u see in ur meth induced psychosis"

 

[Reign in Acai]

I've seen her work.

I googled her posthumously and was unable to Clop to the Deceased. Ittie bitties with a catcher's glove Estonian esque twat that even George wouldnt bother losing his breath over.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

I googled her posthumously and was unable to Clop to the Deceased. Ittie bitties with a catcher's glove Estonian esque twat that even George wouldnt bother losing his breath over.

Uugghh
Boobs too small
pussy looks ugly
the dicks going into her seem to be as thick as my forearm