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[Ellestin]

Gr1m!

 

[SonOfNun]

 

[J.]

Did both within the 1st couple of days.

I was thinking about the no shave november, but I start looking like grizzly adams. Hell, I even shaved my nether regions.

 

[SonOfNun]

There are good organizations behind those (Movember, No Shave November) that one can donate to, etc. I don't really do the hair parts. I figure I've done my time by having actually had one of the diseases they're about.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

@Krilons Resa
i got meth-twacked last night and i still haven't slept yet
so if the shit i post in the next few hours looks different than normal
it's because i think i'm maybe still just-a-little-bit meth-high right now

 

[Krilons Resa]

@Blurry_Dreams

I'd appreciate it if you stopped randomly @'ing me in various posts for no good reason. I just don't care. Kindly fuck off.

 

[Reign in Acai]

I thought this turd was just a sexual deviant who shouldnt be within 300 yards of a grammar school, library, Little League Field, etc. While that is absolutely abhorrent, from what I gathered from UM ephors is that his record of deviancy was expunged . What a great way of seizing the reins of this mulligan and grabbing the bull by it's Puma covered balls.

 

[Krilons Resa]

UM ephors

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

seizing the reins of this mulligan and grabbing the bull by it's Puma covered balls.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

huge boob girl complaining that her boobs are too big
https://reductress.com/post/id-be-a...5ANghQKc2GrhSOqHZ7F3kTcHsesTDhQwZPSf9BMrCU8aA

 

[MFJ]

@Blurry_Dreams

I'd appreciate it if you stopped randomly @'ing me in various posts for no good reason. I just don't care. Kindly fuck off.

Use the “ignore member” function like I did, it just hides all of their posts so it seems like they were never there.

 

[MFJ]

This is a Connecticut River landing which is about 2 miles from my house.

 

[dorian gray]

I just found myself singing the lyrics to “Bring Back the Plague” here at work.



I work in a hospital.



Inappropriate?

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[J.]

that girl who reached out after 20 years (yes, we are still talking bcuz Dead Can Dance, and she sentds me wine) said that if I ever go to Europe (especially England), to say Im Canadian.

Now if I go to Thailand or Japan or some shit, Im as American as they come.

 

[einride]

that girl who reached out after 20 years (yes, we are still talking bcuz Dead Can Dance, and she sentds me wine) said that if I ever go to Europe (especially England), to say Im Canadian.

"oh interesting, what part of canada is that where they speak with a texas accent?"

we're not stupid ya know

well we are, but mostly because we've been exposed to a lot of american pop culture, which incidentally is also why we won't buy that a texan is from canada

 

[einride]

sentds

also lemme just say i appreciate how you managed to type "sent", "send" and "sends" at once

 

[J.]

"oh interesting, what part of canada is that where they speak with a texas accent?"

we're not stupid ya know

well we are, but mostly because we've been exposed to a lot of american pop culture, which incidentally is also why we won't buy that a texan is from canada

I'll just put "eh?" at the end of the sentence and eat a lot of ham

 

[Krilons Resa]

lmao @ Erik.