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[Dick Sirloin]

Well, it started with Phoenix Comic Con. And it was basically "nail hot nerd girls all weekend". Stats:

18 year old blonde
27 hot redhead
23 goth chick
34 year old cougar (fake blonde)

There is something about cute, nerdy girls that makes me want to violate them to the nth degree. Good work.


(nailing nerd girls at the Phoenix Comic Con)

 

[Dick Sirloin]

I really dislike baseball, though I know it well. I vaguely pull for the Giants.

But did Matt Cain really do that? Pitch the most perfect game in baseball history?

MATT CAIN????

I mean, look at these fuckin stats!


M Cain IP H R ER BB SO HR PC-ST ERA

(W, 8-2) 9.0 0 0 0 0 14 0 125-86 2.18

 

[lurch70]

you still up?

and Lee ... hot damn dude ... hot damn

 

[Dick Sirloin]

It's easy to wake up at 4am when you pass out at 10pm.

Lee, how old are you exactly?

 

[lurch70]

this ... this is business

http://www.wired.com/rawfile/2012/0...-sex-is-free-if-you-perform-for-the-web-nsfw/

 

[ChaosLee]

It's easy to wake up at 4am when you pass out at 10pm.

Lee, how old are you exactly?

35

 

[dorian gray]

35 ftw!!

 

[lurch70]

it's time for you to settle down

DON'T DO IT!

 

[dorian gray]

Me or Mr. Chaos?

 

[lurch70]

both?

 

[dorian gray]

Oh ive settled

 

[Dick Sirloin]

I feel like ages 25-40 are when a dude should get the most tail. You know what you're doing by then, and you may even have some money behind you.

 

[dorian gray]

I don't know what I'm doing AND I'm broke

 

[ChaosLee]

Settle down... What nonsense is that?

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Man, don't talk about my alcoholism on Facebook

 

[lurch70]

you mean those handful of photos of you drunk/drinking are not a giveaway?

 

[lurch70]

I feel like ages 25-40 are when a dude should get the most tail. You know what you're doing by then, and you may even have some money behind you.

TRUTH!

 

[neal]

you mean those handful of photos of you drunk/drinking are not a giveaway?

last time i saw a pic of this kid was YEARS ago and he looked like that youngster on Swamp People:

 

[dorian gray]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Dick Sirloin]

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