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[Dick Sirloin]

Unfortunately, there's a great big risk that it'll be broken or at least ugly when you wake up tomorrow.

I've used this line many a time

 

[Krilons Resa]

i have another wedding tonight. i had 5 last year and already 2 this year. can ppl just stop getting married?

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

haha, I have 3 in October.

 

[lurch70]

i got another kids bday tonight ... my 18th i think for the year.

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[dorian gray]

Wow

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

10 mile bike ride to the westside and then downtown Spfld.
In this heat I think 10 miles is about perfect. Takes about 50 minutes or so.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

The whole time you were thinking "Man the people on RC are gonna be impressed by this"

 

[lurch70]

longest I rode was 115 miles. This was pre RC.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

The whole time you were thinking "Man the people on RC are gonna be impressed by this"

Yes

 

[dorian gray]

The whole time you were thinking "Man the people on RC are gonna be impressed by this"

 

[lurch70]

back from the party ... sober ... drank quite a bit and even mixed beer with scotch ... must be getting good at this shit.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

I've never been to a wedding or a kid's birthday. What am I doing wrong? Better question: what am I doing so incredibly right?

 

[lurch70]

your circle of freinds are all single obviously ...

 

[lurch70]

Happy sperm donor day!

 

[dorian gray]

My vasectomy is on July 3rd btw
I'll post pics of my balls

 

[lurch70]

Let Krig take the photo. He's good at those.
A day before Independence day. Coincidence?

 

[Ellestin]

I've never been to a wedding or a kid's birthday. What am I doing wrong? Better question: what am I doing so incredibly right?

hmm I've been to 3-4 weddings tops. Kids birthdays? fuck that shit.

 

[ChaosLee]

The best part about weddings (other than hooking up with brides maids) is playing odds on how long before divorce, who will cheat on whom first. It's pretty fun

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Were you this funny as Necromunchkin?