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[Conspicuously Absent]

I joke with my friends that 10000 years down the road, humanity will be extinct and alien archaeologists will be digging around discovering our culture, and in every graveyard they'll find perfectly preserved stomachs from all the preservatives we eat.

 

[Krilons Resa]

you changed the title of this thread so it would make MORE SENSE!!!!!

 

[NAD]

yeah i liked the original better.

seriously though, i had no fucking clue what you were talking about so i just followed Nate's lead.

 

[circus_brimstone]

you changed the title of this thread so it would make MORE SENSE!!!!!

 

[circus_brimstone]

yeah i liked the original better.

seriously though, i had no fucking clue what you were talking about so i just followed Nate's lead.

 

[NAD]

okay just let me switch to 320x240 resolution real fast, then maybe i'll be able to see what you're talking about.

 

[circus_brimstone]

okay just let me switch to 320x240 resolution real fast, then maybe i'll be able to see what you're talking about.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

i just made my asian buddy puke from making puking sounds. He puked everywhere, it was great. I was yelling at him while he was puking to eat all the grass he was puking on and he just kept puking. it was great.

 

[Six-winged Seraph]

jackrabbit fretboard contractions.

 

[Hell Mike]

I'm all out of cereal dammit

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

mmmm cereal. Think i'm gonna go have a bowl before bed.... mmm raisin bran.

 

[snow2fall]

I'm hungry.

Didn't have breakfast this morning. Now seven hours of work ahead before I have the time to eat. I'll live on coffee til then.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

BOO URNS!!!!

 

[Thanatopsis123]

http://a.scarywater.net/c1anime/[C1]Mushishi_-_01[XviD][5E924780].avi.torrent

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Man, it's like 3 in the fucking morning and I can't sleep. I need a new job that doesn't have me on such a fucked-up schedule where I sleep till 3 PM, go to work, and then stay up till the sun's about to come up.

The worst part is I'm not even doing anything. Just sitting here trying to numb my brain so I can sleep. I'm running out of useful ways to waste time on the interweb.

 

[Erik]

i'm cleaning my kitchen while listening to that Toby Driver album.

i cleaned my kitchen yesterday and did a bunch of dishes. it looks shiny clean now! and i have a brand new toaster!

 

[Erik]

my new toaster! it is too powerful! it burnt my toast in a matter of seconds!

 

[MFJ]

pictures or I do not believe this.

 

[Erik]

youd better believe it mufugga unfortunately i threw away the burnt toast but heres the shiny kitchen!




1 star

 

[MFJ]

i do applaud your kitchen, sir.