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I'm getting really sick of people not showing up for work. There hasn't been one day since I started back that everyone in my department has been there. Haven't even been assigned any work of my own yet because I've been doing the work of the absent everyday, 50% of that which has been half-assed and I have to fix to appear decent. Samantha is excluded from this as she's a good worker and unfortunately had 3 relatives and a hamster die in the past week. The rest of the bunch though, I shake my fist at *shakes fist*

The only thing making tomorrow look better is that I know I'll be working Samantha's cases.
 
Do it!!!!!!! I wish!


Listen here Yankee Boy: they are coming directly to your town on May 5th (check that for accuracy) so if I can drive 300 miles in 4 hours, you can drive down the street a few blocks or so.
It almost wasn't worth it for me because that's pretty goddam far AND Cynic only played a 30 minute set AND I tried to drive back home at 10:00 and got terribly lost in Cincinnati and didn't get home until 2:30 am.
However, after leaving during Dragonforce's set, I was sitting in my truck talking to my Moms on the phone and Sean Z (Daath, vocals) walked up and asked me where Dominos was :lol:. With him were Eyal (guitar) and
SEAN REINERT
I told him I had no idea but "how bout some pictures?" I got some shitty stills from my video camera and I'll have to post them here today sometime.

Daath were pretty good and Cynic just slayed. You need to see Sean Reinert live if you likey the drums as much as I do. Paul Masvidal was dead-on with some seriously complex shit. The only thing, aside from the absurdly short set, was the crowd wasn't into them at all and some jackass was yelling "Freebird!" in between songs. When Dragonforce came on, from the crowd's (pimply faced teens with Avenged Sevenfold shirts) reaction I realized that's why everyone was there and also it was my cue to exit. I don't even know what to say about Dragonforce except that if I hadn't left when I did, I'd probably be turned off of music for ever. Why some promoter would link up a metal-jazz-fusion band with fucking Dragonforce is beyond me.
 
Dude, I've been to more concerts than anyone on this forum












If by concert, you mean a Norah Jones gig
 
When Dragonforce came on, from the crowd's (pimply faced teens with Avenged Sevenfold shirts) reaction I realized that's why everyone was there and also it was my cue to exit. I don't even know what to say about Dragonforce except that if I hadn't left when I did, I'd probably be turned off of music for ever. Why some promoter would link up a metal-jazz-fusion band with fucking Dragonforce is beyond me.

I'm beginning to love cracked.com

This particular blip on Dragonforce is written with pin-point accuracy.
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f you can't already tell from their photo or name (which was either devised by a fifth grader or based on some horrible Nintendo role-playing game), DragonForce is a metal band. But they're not just any metal band. DragonForce is a living, breathing, walking cliché of such epic proportions, it makes Spinal Tap seem like an actual documentary.

To truly illustrate just how cliché these guys really are, I took a look at the lyrics from DragonForce's recent eight-song epic album, Inhuman Rampage, and here's what I found:


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Even with all the references to battles of steel and the burning of fire and flames, it's still pretty impressive that DragonForce was able to use the word "pain" an incredible 26 times in only eight songs (and that doesn't even count how many times it's repeated in the chorus). After listening to the lead singer's voice and watching their videos, it's most surprising that the word "pussy" doesn't appear once. That word was apparently not included with the Dungeons and Dragons magnetic poetry set the band used to write their lyrics.

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hahaha yeah, I actually thought it was some sort of joke but then the joke kept going and the crowd kept enjoying it.
 
GREAT...So, one of the cocksucking immigrants that load/unload our trucks at worl stole MY motherfucking aftermarket cd player that I installed in the truck. Im so fucking disgusted with these fucks. You cant leave SHIT in your own truck for fear of it being stolen. Nobosy likes a fucking THIEF.

Anyone have a spare cd deck they wanna get rid of? lol


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GREAT...So, one of the cocksucking immigrants that load/unload our trucks at worl stole MY motherfucking aftermarket cd player that I installed in the truck. Im so fucking disgusted with these fucks. You cant leave SHIT in your own truck for fear of it being stolen. Nobosy likes a fucking THIEF.

Anyone have a spare cd deck they wanna get rid of? lol


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

just use an mp3 player with an FM transmitter like i do! 4000 songs at my fingertips whenever i drive :)
 
cat pee has got to be the most horridly sinister substance known to man

fucking cats peed on my leather jacket and i've been trying like 10 different methods to get the smell out but it just won't fucking happen gaaah

bottom line i'm going to have to turn a thing in for dry cleaning for the first time in my life