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[EricT]

The lesson learned here is that you can put anything in childrens book as long as in the end a counselor talks to everyone.

Coming Christmas 2009 from EricT's Children's book collection:

Why Does Daddy Keep Sticking His Thingy In The Place Where My Poop Comes From
And
Daddy Drank His Special Sauce And Choked Mommy With An Extension Cord And Now I Live With New Mommy And Daddy

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

This should be spiffy:

Additionally Secrets Of The Moon, the Access Bar Berlin and Prophecy Productions invite to an exclusive listening session for the band's upcoming album "Privilegivm" on June 13, 2009 at Access Bar Berlin. Not only will all participants have the chance to listen to the album some time before its release, but the band will also perform some new songs live on stage with support from their labelmates Farsot. ENTRANCE IS FREE!

 

[Krilons Resa]

haha, that book rules.

i bet it's a christian book.

 

[Demilich]

who actually had the patience to take a pic of each page of that book?

you wouldn't see me doing it, thats for damn sure!

 

[EricT]

who actually had the patience to take a pic of each page of that book?

you wouldn't see me doing it, thats for damn sure!

Even with a cheap digital camera, it'd only take about a minute.

 

[EricT]

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. I know I have like 50 optical audio cables... BUT I CAN'T FIND THE FUCKING THINGS. So I'm probably gonna end up trudging down to the store, buy one, and when I walk in with it, all 50 of the fuckers are going to be sitting in front of the TV.

Ended up saving a few bucks and went with the Vizio 47 120hz btw... whatever. It still looks better than what i fucking had.

 

[Tranquillian]

This should be spiffy:

I'd hit it.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

i heard the newest mayhem the other day and actually liked it

 

[Ars Magna]

I've not heard new Mayhem material in a very, very long time.

 

[lurch70]

I am up at 8am on a Saturday. The baby has totally screwed with my sleep patterns. I am actually going to sleep earlier now. 10pm instead of 1am

 

[Krilons Resa]

^ hey, i just woke up too. the older i get, the earlier i wake up. i actually dig it.

 

[Hell Mike]

I am up at 8am on a Saturday. The baby has totally screwed with my sleep patterns. I am actually going to sleep earlier now. 10pm instead of 1am

The first few months you most likely won't have any sleep patterns at all, sleep when you can more or less.

 

[Ars Magna]

The first few months you most likely won't have any sleep patterns at all, sleep when you can more or less.

True story. Especially the latter which I have emphasized for those keeping score at home.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

It's 9:27 am on a Saturday, and this lioness is going to the gym

 

[Ars Magna]

I'm heading to a funeral shortly.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!1




j/k... sorry to hear... anyone close to you?

 

[dorian gray]

I am up at 8am on a Saturday. The baby has totally screwed with my sleep patterns. I am actually going to sleep earlier now. 10pm instead of 1am

ha. We have friends - with two children - who go to bed at around 2030. So they say anyway. Lately they've been partying every night. Where their kids are during these activities, I have no idea.
Anyway, you think your life is screwed? I work 1100-2300 or sometimes 1300-2300 so I get to bed at 0100 and then wake up at 0700, sometimes 0800 if the wife lets me sleep in. Today she woke me up at 0700 to help her load a table into my truck so she could drive it to her mom's and sell it at a garage sale. I was like, "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?"
In her defense though, she gets NO sleep whatsoever. Not only does my knocking around wake her up when I get home, but she breastfeeds several times a night. I don't know how she's even alive.
So, as your attorney, I advise you to take naps when and if you can. Prepare for even less sleep when you have your second child - which you will...unless you're one of those people

 

[Krilons Resa]

I'll be perfectly happy with only one child.

 

[dorian gray]

Your child won't though you selfish Yankee bastard!

 

[Krilons Resa]