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[einride]

hahaha

i was so fucking angry yesterday about my stolen bike that after work i went out and looked for it, knowing that it would MOST LIKELY be futile because stolen bikes are never, ever regained, BUT! i figured i must do SOMETHING to keep THEM from winning. i wasn't about to ACCEPT that this happened.

so i tried to retrace the path the guy most likely took (i.e. my bike was parked right outside my apartment, which is right by a bus stop, so i figured some drunk loser most likely thought "UHHHH WAITING FOR THE BUS TO GET DOWNTOWN (A 13 MINUTE WALK) IS TOO HARD LETS STEAL THIS BIKE") and fucking FOUND my bike parked outside a stupid red apartment building not too far from me, so i took it the fuck back, nailed a very angry notice to the wall where i found the bike saying basically "fuck you, i reported this shit to the police and i know where you live. get fucked forever." and WON. DON'T STEAL SHIT FROM ME.

SCORE 1 FOR JUSTICE P.I. (me)

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

you should have waited in some nearby bushes and bludgeoned him to death.

 

[einride]

you should have waited in some nearby bushes and bludgeoned him to death.

i considered it

i was going to knock on his door and confront him but the house must have had at least four-eight apartments and i couldn't really think of a smooth way to knock on people's doors to ask "hi, did you steal my bike?" before punching them in the nuts about it

i implied in the note i left that i had seen him take it (not true,) that i was not to be fucked with, and that the police were probably on to him (probably not true, but i did report it to the coppers) so i'm hoping he's shitting his pants and feeling a bit unsafe at the moment

 

[grisvald]

i considered it

i was going to knock on his door and confront him but the house must have had at least four-eight apartments and i couldn't really think of a smooth way to knock on people's doors to ask "hi, did you steal my bike?" before punching them in the nuts about it

i implied in the note i left that i had seen him take it (not true,) that i was not to be fucked with, and that the police were probably on to him (probably not true, but i did report it to the coppers) so i'm hoping he's shitting his pants and feeling a bit unsafe at the moment

post note or didn't happen!

 

[lurch70]

what kind of bike do you have?

 

[Ars Magna]

Mom of decapitated baby: 'I didn't mean to do it'.

 

[einride]

what kind of bike do you have?

a brown "MARATON"

arguably the best bike. i just changed the front wheel, greased up the chain and wheels real good and fixed the... i don't know the word in english but the "PACKAGE HOLDER" in the back. it rules.

 

[E-bortion]

Laibach is the shit.

 

[~Neurotica]

http://flickriver.com/photos/bananagranola/popular-interesting/ this is something unreal................... seriously............... I hate the author.

 

[Krilons Resa]

jazz owns the fuck out of all ya'll.

 

[Ellestin]

jazz owns the fuck out of all ya'll.

just stop it will ya

 

[Krilons Resa]

fuck no.

 

[lurch70]

Ken is old.

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[Krilons Resa]

http://flickriver.com/photos/bananagranola/popular-interesting/ this is something unreal................... seriously............... I hate the author.

that is amazing.

 

[Krilons Resa]

i always said that i would never own an ipud, but my bro-in-law gave me one of his 80gb video ones and it is pretty sweet so far. i wanted something a little bigger than my 2gb creative, and seein ghow he had extras and ipud is compatible with EVERYTHING nowadays, including my car stereo...its a huge win/ now to see what this bullshit itunes thing is all about. got a feeling its gonna piss me off.

 

[einride]

i want an ipod because they are the only viable hard drive players around these days

going to get the 120 gb classic one when i have spare cash so i can fit my entire collection in my pocket, gonna be sweet

 

[Krilons Resa]

fuck itunes!

 

[Krilons Resa]

is itunes necessary for transfering files to the ipod?

 

[einride]

i would be bypassing all that stupid shit because i use linux and can't use itunes even if i would want to, and i know there are other solutions for linux so i would bet there is some alternate software for windows, too