So the other day I was leaving work and the operator/greeter chick happened to have a friend hanging out with her. This friend was so good looking I felt, or maybe thought I felt, my jaw drop open at the sight of her. It dropped a little more when she waved and said hello. So I thought to myself, "if I ever see that chick again...."
So today her friend was there again and I decided it was time to hang out and have a little chat. Turns out the operator/greeter chick happens to be really funny so I got myself a new little friend but the important part here is that I got to talk to the ridiculously good looking friend for like an hour and a half. I even found out how old she is when she told me she is a
JUNIOR IN HIGH SCHOOL
I mean, Jesus. Wtf. In my defense, there is no way anyone could tell this even right up in her face like I was. So whatever; I kept talking.