I see proceeding in this matter to be in the best interest of all parties. This marriage is bound to fail, therefore your libidinous loins are the perfect catalyst to set their matrimony ablaze, sparing them years of regret and heartache. You get your jollies, the husband keeps the majority of his earnings long term, we sit back and enjoy the photos of your face battered worse than Acie's after a bender, win/win/win, everybody is happy. Well all except for the lass who engages in coitus with a man who only applies right guard on special occasions.