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Today I catnapped a kitten from the apartment complex ring of snot nosed brats. Upon first ponder, I harbored guilt in my breast, but this moral burden was lifted once I saw these kids chasing and pinning the critter to the ground as it squirmed for dear life. Fucking thing chowed down 3 full servings of cat food in one sitting. Neighborhood whore, fun to play with, but not good enough to take out and dine. I made an honest pussy out of her, and can't wait to overhear this Lord of the Flies gang of grade schooles call out "kittie kittie kittie" tomorrow afternoon. Fuck Kids! This thing adores me, and nobody will stand in my way of love!

well done, sir

cats rule. dogs rule too but i'm lazy so i have a cat.
 
I'm not intimidated by biker types in the least. I don't get it. Are they a big problem in Belgium?
 
^doubt it.

My friend saw my cd collection the other day and asked why. He told me to get with the times and that he's perfectly happy with a library of music on his iPod. I sighed and simply told him that he just doesn't "get it."
 
do you guys realize that if the Internet somehow goes caput ... this world is literally doomed.
 
super pink moment ...
man just caught an old episode of Family Ties where Alex meets Ellen (Tracy Pollan who became and still is Michael J. Fox's real wife) ... what freaking chemistry in that episode.
also haven't seen that episode in like 20 years but feels like it was yesterday ...

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I saw an episode of "Family Ties" the other day as well....first time since 1985 or something crazy like that
 
I just ate a ham sammitch. It was fuckin' good.

This place is slow again. But seems nice once more.

Therefore: RC = ham sammitch
 
just postin this

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