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Ted Sheckler, please stop sending messages to my girlfriend. Talk shit all you want on here (that's fine) but please don't harass someone who's done nothing to you or anyone.
 
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I got hit by a car in a crosswalk today, but I protected my head by putting my elbow through the windshield, and his side mirror broke my fall.

I have minor injuries, nothing is broken, but the damage to his vehicle is vast.

I claim victory in this encounter.
 
Hey Jerry, are you selling your couch on Craigslist? :lol:

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/fuo/1376608960.html

:lol: if i was in the area I'd pay 50 bucks just for the story.


MajestikMøøse;8565540 said:
I got hit by a car in a crosswalk today, but I protected my head by putting my elbow through the windshield, and his side mirror broke my fall.

I have minor injuries, nothing is broken, but the damage to his vehicle is vast.

I claim victory in this encounter.

Thats the best way to do it. Having been hit twice before (both blind-sided me, once even on the side-walk) its important to fuck their shit up. glad to hear you're ok
 
you guys are going to eat this one up

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