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[Plastic Nathrakh]

it's implied that it's relative to the whole you nitwit

just like it's pretty much entirely correct to say a thing like "there's a 50% chance of rain tomorrow"

The chance of rain is calculated using variables that can actually be measured like wind speed and direction, temperature, barometric pressure, and humidity. His percentage has no such variables you douche-lick.

What you're saying is that his percentage is based on the whole? The whole of all music?

The percentage in my previous post was based on two measurable numbers. All music vs idiotic "obscure" bands that you listen to. Giving you room for 2%. I measured nothing and I'm sure the number is smaller, just a wild guess.

 

[einride]

B. Way to rule out (Oh no, more percentages) about 98% of all music ever written you close minded dick.

98% of everything ("everything" is the other quantity) sucks so whats your point

 

[Plastic Nathrakh]

what's your point

 

[Plastic Nathrakh]

("everything" is the other quantity)

Exactly, which i did explain, therefore making your "point" oblivious to the argument.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

1. everyone who likes devin townsend is consistently a complete fucking idiot (not you bwd. not you. your the exception.)

UH OH

 

[einride]

UH OH

i'm a funny joke man, i make funny jokes

 

[Dick Sirloin]

The chance of rain is calculated using variables that can actually be measured like wind speed and direction, temperature, barometric pressure, and humidity. His percentage has no such variables you douche-lick.

So the fact that he's been hating on DT for about seven years doesn't count as a "variable"?

Let's make this easy....

CHANCES THAT YOU MADE IT PAST ALGEBRA 2 = 3.4%

Or:

CHANCES THAT YOU ARE A KID WHO STILL MOVES HIS LIPS WHEN HE READS = 87.0%


(variables: every post you've made in this thread)



Now please stop, you're making Devin look bad.

 

[E-bortion]

So yeah, IBS sucks. I feel like a goddamn 70 year old man now. My breakfasts consist of oats, a glass of prune juice, and a prilosec. Do any of you guys have to deal with GI problems?

 

[A1a23]

So yeah, IBS sucks. I feel like a goddamn 70 year old man now. My breakfasts consist of oats, a glass of prune juice, and a prilosec. Do any of you guys have to deal with GI problems?

You are not alone, brother. I've had IBS for quite some time now. Not a fun thing to deal with at all. Lately it hasn't been as bad but it does come and go and i have had my fair share of hardships dealing with the syndrome. There has been months in my life where i seriously felt like i was living in the bathroom, which obviously fucked up things with work, school, and whatnot. I've lived my life traveling the diarrhea train and occasionally, the constipation train.

 

[Plastic Nathrakh]

(variables: every post you've made in this thread)



Now please stop, you're making Devin look bad.

You still don't understand what a percentage is. You have to weigh variables to OTHER FUCKING VARIABLES!!

You guys are super idiots. Your original percentage has no variables that can actually be measured. Fuck! Then you started this.

 

[Ars Magna]

My 5 year old grabbed an empty plastic bag (that my wife had just taken a lime from), put it on his hand and started walking around grasping at air. I asked him what he was doing and he said he was "looking for dog poop to pick up". We were inside and we don't have dogs.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

You still don't understand what a percentage is. You have to weigh variables to OTHER FUCKING VARIABLES!!

You guys are super idiots. Your original percentage has no variables that can actually be measured. Fuck! Then you started this.

I'm glad you edited that post. Otherwise you might have looked stupid.

YES = 100%
NO = 0%

I don't know why this is so hard. Hopefully I am averting the intellectual demise of America by teaching you binaries for the first time. But somehow I doubt it.

 

[Plastic Nathrakh]

I'm glad you edited that post. Otherwise you might have looked stupid.

YES = 100%
NO = 0%

I don't know why this is so hard. Hopefully I am averting the intellectual demise of America by teaching you binaries for the first time. But somehow I doubt it.

Goddamnit dude this is getting annoying.

Hiney-ride admitted he had not listened to a Devin Townsend album. But before that, how would you get that number? "0.00017%"?

What kind of data could you have compiled to come up with such a precise number? You still don't understand basic percentage knowledge. You didn't even know that a percent is a fraction. Fuck man.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Eugenics.

 

[dorian gray]

My 5 year old grabbed an empty plastic bag (that my wife had just taken a lime from), put it on his hand and started walking around grasping at air. I asked him what he was doing and he said he was "looking for dog poop to pick up". We were inside and we don't have dogs.

YYYYYYYES!!

 

[Plastic Nathrakh]

Eugenics.

pfft. fail.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

You are ruining the "write anything you want" thread.

 

[Reign in Acai]

I asked him what he was doing and he said he was "looking for dog poop to pick up".

Did you direct him to this forum?

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Close thread/forum.

 

[einride]

You still don't understand what a percentage is. You have to weigh variables to OTHER FUCKING VARIABLES!!

i don't suppose you can weigh constants to other constants or a variable to a constant