The Universal Chatting -Thread

[Rei Toei]

*starts stalking farmakon members*
guys you're super kewl, great!!! i loooooove you *screams*

*stabs nevershine in the back*
hah! can you feel my love, now?

*steals his guitar*
thanks lord! i'm blessed! this is for my altar *in tears, moved*

 

[DotNoir]

Stab me too!!! I wanna feel loved

 

[Rei Toei]

*stabs dot a dozen times*
can you feel how much i love you?

*steals his rings*
now i can adore you properly, isn't this something worthy dying for? *ecstatic*

 

[DotNoir]

YES! I've been LOVED! Somebody LUVs me... YES *dies*

 

[nevershine]

*starts stalking farmakon members*
guys you're super kewl, great!!! i loooooove you *screams*

*stabs nevershine in the back*
hah! can you feel my love, now?

*steals his guitar*
thanks lord! i'm blessed! this is for my altar *in tears, moved*

umm... okay. I think I should be afraid now.

 

[rahvin]

umm... okay. I think I should be afraid now.

if i followed the plot correctly, you're already dead.

rahvin.

 

[nevershine]

I heard somthing... something scratching on the living room door... and Rei said... Nevermore.

 

[rahvin]

I heard somthing... something scratching on the living room door... and Rei said... Nevermore.

tell me what thy lordly name is for the night's plutonian wine!
quoth the stalker: "nevershine".

rahvin.

 

[nevershine]

Sheer beauty goddamnit! You da man rahv!

 

[Horza]

umm... okay. I think I should be afraid now.

You're not afraid, you're just rejecting the love we're unconditionally offering you. If you don't stop being afraid, I'll have to stab you.

I know where you live.

Bye bye.

 

[DotNoir]

But then again Horsti, I know where you live... So beware!

 

[Rei Toei]

*stalks horza on his way to nevershine's place*
you know oh-so-many things, may i have an autograph? *giggles*

*stabs horza repeateadly with a sai*
can you sense the depth of my emotion for you?

*steals his j-pop cds*
ai shite iru kara *chuu*

/rei (all you need is love)

 

[Ziller]

Speak for yourself, I've got a body. It may not be much to look at... and it admittedly is a little jiggly in places... but it's a body all right.

charles mingus - moanin'

 

[Ziller]

umm... okay. I think I should be afraid now.

I wonder if we could start selling star maps to visitors to Valkeakoski like they do in LA.. so everyone could just come right on over and say "hi" to you, in their own special way ;-)

death in june - all pigs must die

 

[Ziller]

Damn, I guess my star map business can't cut it, everyone already knows where everyone else lives :-(

ars nova - birds medley

 

[rahvin]

i have no idea where anybody's living, including myself.

rahvin.

 

[Ziller]

My celery stalks at night.

Blood Axis & Les Joyaux de la Princesse - Princesse Verte

 

[Horza]

*Grabs a kitchen knife hoping for ignorant rock stars to appear in the near vicinity only to be repeatedly stabbed while making "kst-kst"-noises*

 

[nevershine]

"kst-kst" /forum/images/smilies/lol.gif legendary

 

[Lolita Vampiriá]

You're all bunch of fucking stalkers!

*having a little hang-overish feeling*