The Unstoppable LUNCH Thread!

[Tide In Mind Out]

they all vary slightly *shrug*

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Yes, but ours had a pirate.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

shouldn't this be in that "ms painted-worksafe porn pics" thread?

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Oh yes, good observation!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

I'm going to have my cooks at work make me a magnificent Blue Cheese Burger tomorrow.

The burgers there are already absolutely outstanding... I'm very excited for this... I had to jump a lot of hoops to get this past my kitchen manager.

It's actually a contest... who can make the best one, and then we're going to submit it to be put on the menu. I get to be the taster 'cause it was my idea!

bleu cheese + bbq sauce + cheeseburger = SO MUCH WIN

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Oh yes, good observation!

do i win a free dance with squibbles?

and by that, i mean "do i win a free tab of Ecstasy so i can dance with squibbles?"

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

do i win a free dance with squibbles?

and by that, i mean "do i win a free tab of Ecstasy so i can dance with squibbles?"

Yes, you may break it down with the Squib man!

I'm done with ex for good. It seems if I'm in the car while on it I get motion sickness lasting two days.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

You're never going to reach your hulk-potential with your drug & alcohol habits

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I know...I'm gonna work extra hard starting tomorrow.

 

[Captain Beard]

He's taking the wrong drugs!

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

No steroids for this viking. I don't want testicular shrinkage.

 

[Captain Beard]

Steroids? What are you high/gay/drunk/alseep?

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

One of the four. What kind of drugs did you mean Captain?

 

[Captain Beard]

Sniffing my armpits makes your muscles grow 3x as fast.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

One of the four. What kind of drugs did you mean Captain?

the blood of christian children, of course!!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

im thinking about getting more salad as i am too hungry to sleep

 

[Captain Beard]

Have a cobb salad!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

dont have hardboiled eggs.

 

[Captain Beard]

Ok, cobb - eggs.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Just had some chicken patties and chick gravy with another shirley temple. I am happy.