The Useless Thread

[Final_Vision]

i hope it was filled with many fish and chips shmeiry

 

[Gadlor]

Happy belated birthday shmeir

 

[neal]

yeh my bday was the 3rd and no one noticed either heh. thats just how it goes dude. we're all too lazy to look at the birthday thing.
-neal

 

[Final_Vision]

but your all gonna remember mine...or else...

 

[opacity]

happy b-day to all I have forgot to congratulate in here

 

[Shmeir]

aww.. thanks guys, and yeah the day was full of festivities and drunkeness.

@F_V: sorry dude, no fish and chips. i did get take out tho.

 

[Eramaajarvi]

I won't wish you a happy bday since I'm late, but i wishyou a nice and metal life!

 

[neal]

hahahaha.
-neal

 

[Gadlor]

I think I need exactly that picture of you neal. You with puffed up cheeks, a kazoo thingy, and a party hat. Perfect for a dartboard.

 

[Aborted Fetus]

With the dreds tucked into the hat or just hanging down?
-neal

 

[Eramaajarvi]

Hanging down. Dreads in the hat would kill all the joy.

 

[Final_Vision]

not really.....youd stil get to impale neal's head with sharp spikes s

 

[neal]

i wasnt born with enough middle fingers.....bitches.
-neal

 

[Final_Vision]

http://www.mindspring.com/~disorderly1/member6.htm

this is also the quote from that fucking AMAZING lead guitarist from the 14 piece nu-metal band disorderly....you arent him are you.....

www.disorderly.cjb.net

the future of music.....

 

[neal]

no, that guy is very fat and wearing a dog collar. and he has short hair. and i would never wear a metallica tshirt. and he is a big fuckin dweeb. and i think its a marilyn manson quote originaly anyway.
-neal

 

[neal]

dude that band has to be a fucking joke. i mean. the names, the aim handles, the fact that theres 14 of them..its all too perfect. too ripe for parody. i mean. it has to be a joke. thats all thats keeping me sane after viewing that site.
-neal

 

[Aborted Fetus]

They have a fog machinist!!!! (And he's the only non-teenager of the band.)

 

[Yetti]

why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

 

[Final_Vision]

Originally posted by neal
dude that band has to be a fucking joke. i mean. the names, the aim handles, the fact that theres 14 of them..its all too perfect. too ripe for parody. i mean. it has to be a joke. thats all thats keeping me sane after viewing that site.
-neal

yeah......but its hard to say. Theres no definitive giveaways that they're fake ya know. The majority Slipknot fans are just that stupid, the lyrics are the usual teen angst lyrics shit too. If it isnt a joke....

 

[neal]

well all i read was the bio page. i didnt want to delve further into the abyss of crap.
-neal