The "which DT forum member am I ?" game

I want it to be me, but I'm just not sarcastic enough. *must do better*

I'd say it was Thanatos, only there was no mention of hooliganism.
 
Well, I'd say who's not teh hot, but I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. Being cute isn't so bad, it means I don't want you and that may be a good thing.