The worst songs you've ever heard

SeaStorm said:
I am usually blissfully unaware of pop music, but since this Friday song has been ubiquitous for the last week, I've been hearing it and now it's stuck in my head. I want to hurt myself to make it stop!

"Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards": How did Theocracy fail to come up with such an awesome lyric??? :loco:
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Just a masterpiece... ;););););):loco:
 
Martyr's Crown said:
Now, I've heard some bad songs in my day. But this... THIS... is just... an abomination. It must be heard to be believed.

Good luck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0
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Well I've unpacked the true meaning guys... it's VERY communistic:

(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)

[This refers to the movie "Russian Ark"]
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
[Is it just me or does she sound foreign here?]

7am, waking up in the morning
[Meaning: Communist rules for waking up]
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
[Meaning: This is the only breakfest they are allowed

to eat]
Seein’ everything, the time is goin’
Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s RUSSIAN
[Meaning: Well people think it's "rushin" but it's

Obviously not... It's the russian communists]
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?
[Meaning: In communist places such as Russia people

can't make up their mind]
It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend,

weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

[Rebecca Black - Verse 2]

7:45, we’re drivin’ on the highway
Cruisin’ so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, THINK ABOUT FUN
You know what it is
[Meaning: They are trying to teach them what fun is

and convince them it's fun they are having]
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right
I got this, you got this
Now you know it

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?
[Meaning: Well I already told you... how communistic

is that? She's been brainwashed to the point of not

being able to make simple choices]

[Chorus]

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend,

weekend
Friday, Friday
[Meaning: The brainwashing makes her repeat things

alot... sorry about that!]

Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

[Bridge]

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
[Meaning: Look how brainwashed she is! She is

reciting the order of the week!]
We-we-we so excited
[Meaning: They all react the same and in unison...

they might as well be one person]
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
[Meaning: Wards? Yes... I actually found it written this

way in the lyrics... why? you might ask? Here is a

definition of the word: "the state of being under

restraining guard or in custody"]
I don’t want this weekend to end

[Rap Verse]

R-B, Rebecca Black
[Meaning: RB stands for Russion Bot....]
So chillin' in the front seat (In the front seat)
In the back seat (In the back seat)
I’m drivin’, cruisin’ (Yeah, yeah)
Fast lanes, switchin’ lanes
Wit’ a car up on my side (Woo!)
(C’mon) Passin’ by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
[Meaning: WHAT? I don't even know... Wanna

scream? Too much brainwashing... brings tears to me

to just hear it...]
Check my time, it’s Friday, it’s a weekend
We gonna have fun, c’mon, c’mon, y’all

[Chorus]

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend,

weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
[Meaning: Nothing's better then a good ol communist

party. Hahaha!]
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend,

weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend
[WAIT? HAVEN'T I HEARD THIS A MILLION TIMES?

OH YEAH! The brainwashing causes this... too bad.]

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend
 
This topic deserves a bump! This will improve the forum atmosphere ;). Sorry if my bumping is annoying. You are now permitted to verbally abuse me! LOL JK!
 
I bought their last album too and I was like................ /facepalm

Meaning slipknot

And if by "Dark' you mean 'me,' then yes. Ryan and I will rather unpleasintly torture you with christian pop.
 
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