this board's been pretty dull lately

I WOULD, but I'd probably end up screwing it up and still be alive.
 
Thrice this year I have been on a train that struck someone. Most recently it was one of those bicycle/ice cream/food cart things that always seem to be operated by mexicans. Earlier this year, one guy did a mighty leap as the bullet screamed through the Mountain View station and the train caught him in midair. He never hit the ground...well, he sort of turned into like a foam, and some of that presumably hit the ground.