This day is lambfucking historikal! Turtle-explosion!

[Naku ist krig]

Like you all know, I´ve been a member of this community for few years now, although I "still" kind of young person. I´ve been the master of typos and writing errors, false accusations and mindfucking, as long as I can remember.

I have always circled within the constant themes like sex, selfdestruktion and slow modem connections [If you are semi-elite, you can remember where I took that] . You have co-lived the up´n´downs of my life - well at least some of you have.
Now, today, something of has turned different:

No - I am not as sexually obsessed as I used to be, but the change has happened a while ago, not today.
No - I´ve always just threatened to blow my brains off - never actually thought of doing so - except in the name of Art and Science.
Yes - I threw the rotten hole of the cunt at the Instution of Slow Connetions and today I installed adsl. It seems to be working quite well.

I´ve waited this Day at least for three years now, the dream is finally true.
Now it´s up to you if I continue browsing this forum, or just spent my days downloading "reality" -gayporn.

-Official non-56k-user and of course a fucking Idiot,
responsible for genocide - I didn´t prepare the vaccine - and self-advertising.

 

[Dark_Jester]

Congratulations Nakster

 

[rahvin]

vengeance, thy name be spam.

 

[Dark_Jester]

Oh sod it.

 

[Naku ist krig]

@the guy who you must fear at least a bit: vengeance?

 

[rahvin]

i was just rambling in a humourous way. i'm glad you're on high speed, of course.

 

[TheFourthHorseman]

Let's hope not high on speed.

Oh, the wit.

 

[Northern Lights]

Oh come on... am I the last remaining 56k user out there?

Congratulations Naku, I truly understand your joy!

 

[MagSec4]

*points and laughs at Anna*

 

[Rusty]

I don't know, whatever happened to "slow and steady wins the race"? *shakes head*

 

[Human Desert]

Let's hope not high on speed.

Oh, the wit.

ok that wasn't even funny *shups and goes to bed to get some sleep*

 

[mousewings]

I'm on 56 k too (here at home). Work has high-speed (where I do my evil...)

Congrats, Naku-i!!!!

 

[Spike]

Congrats Naku. Now you can be a post-whore too like the rest of us.

Start by posting oversize pics plz. ^_^

 

[terria]

hoka-hey!
some may remember me as the most rambling poster ever and i 'm afraid this hasn't changed much, i am still afloat on myself, clinging on to the raft and hoping for peace, but imagine, oh joy, after years of suffering from severe slowness (yep, 56 can be hell) i moved into a house with adsl which is the reason for my being back; oh starter of this thread, i truly understand your happiness!
end of poem.

 

[rahvin]

personally, i'm glad you're back, terria. i do remember your (hoka-)heydays.

 

[Dark_Jester]

hoka-hey!
some may remember me as the most rambling poster ever and i 'm afraid this hasn't changed much, i am still afloat on myself, clinging on to the raft and hoping for peace, but imagine, oh joy, after years of suffering from severe slowness (yep, 56 can be hell) i moved into a house with adsl which is the reason for my being back; oh starter of this thread, i truly understand your happiness!
end of poem.

Wow! It's so good to see a familiar face return after so much time, welcome back!

 

[Malaclypse]

hoka-hey!
some may remember me as the most rambling poster ever and i 'm afraid this hasn't changed much, i am still afloat on myself, clinging on to the raft and hoping for peace, but imagine, oh joy, after years of suffering from severe slowness (yep, 56 can be hell) i moved into a house with adsl which is the reason for my being back; oh starter of this thread, i truly understand your happiness!
end of poem.

yay, glad to have you back as well it even makes me post from my 56k connection (p.s. you might still know me under the name of vultureculture )

 

[Dark_Jester]

OMG! YOU are VULTURE-CULTURE!?! WTF!!!!111!!1one

 

[mousewings]

Welcome back, terria! I remember you well.

 

[terria]

thanks a lot for the welcomes :hotjump:

hat da ein bestimmter schlagwerker ne persönlichkeitskrise oder woher dieser sinneswandel?

and i remember the lot of you very well too... i spent the night reading through some of the big ones, like the dreaming and the poetry thread and, believe me, you rock