This is why you're fat

[whiskey funeral]

I need to start working on my British accent.

 

[Dak]

This accent would be more fun.

 

[genocide roach]

poser.

i do that sober. the insulting, not the social

i do it sober too. what i meant is i generally start talking to the people in the band and say things like "dude, youre way better than youre band. what are you doing?!"

i did that to this chic bass player. it was meant as a compliment (trying to get laid), and it totally wasnt haha. i recently found out shes a stripper. just a random fact heh
~gR~

 

[False Joe]

This accent would be more fun.

Do ye like dags?

"dude, youre way better than youre band. what are you doing?!"

I walked upto the merch stall to check out the merch of another band at a gig in our union. The guy running it was from one of the earlier bands, crappy generic metalcore stuff, and he was like "So, you like the set"
"Naw, you're abit shite tbh"
I'm surprised he didn't react.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Occasionally when I'm drunk I acquire a faux-British accent and begin talking like I'm from the Renaissance. I've amused numerous people that way.

I'll occasionally talk with a slight redneck accent. Other times, my old speech impediments will come back.

 

[Dak]

Do ye like dags?

Ihdoitforehcahravan

Itsnotfermeitsfermemah

 

[False Joe]

i fucking love that film so much.


so much.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

This accent would be more fun.

More people speak like this in Britain than the 'stereotypical posh voice'.

edit: great movie.