This is why you're fat

[viewerfromnihil]

Apple juice is godly.

This.

Also this...

High pulp ftmfw!

 

[whiskey funeral]

I'm fat because I drink too much beer.

 

[Dak]

Beer is my vice as well

 

[whiskey funeral]

Let's have a good cry together regarding how fat we are...and drink some beer while doing so.

 

[unknown]

crying and heavy drinking usually go hand in hand

I love all juices...but this is probably one of my favorites:

 

[whiskey funeral]

I don't normally cry when I drink booze or beer. I'm the happy drunk.

 

[Dak]

Let's have a good cry together regarding how fat we are...and drink some beer while doing so.

 

[False Joe]

I don't normally cry when I drink booze or beer. I'm the happy drunk.

I vary between the two, depending on how I appear to be feeling at the time

Sometimes I'm the happiest loving motherfucker alive. Other times I'm more depressed than a mother after still birth.

 

[unknown]

I get philosophical when I'm drunk

 

[Vimana]

I become a good liar.

 

[whiskey funeral]

Other times I'm more depressed than a mother after still birth.

Oh shit

But I hear that. If someone crosses me while I'm intoxicated...well...it's a very dangerous situation. My anger is pretty explosive when I'm sober so it's even more extreme while under the influence.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Occasionally when I'm drunk I acquire a faux-British accent and begin talking like I'm from the Renaissance. I've amused numerous people that way.

 

[Dak]

Occasionally when I'm drunk I acquire a faux-British accent and begin talking like I'm from the Renaissance. I've amused numerous people that way.

I used to know some (obnoxious) guys who would start conversing in lines from the movie "Snatch" or just with that faux british accent during beer pong parties. It was funny until it started lasting the whole night.

 

[genocide roach]

i actually become social when i drink. i also tend to insult peoples bands...
~gR~

 

[whiskey funeral]

Occasionally when I'm drunk I acquire a faux-British accent and begin talking like I'm from the Renaissance. I've amused numerous people that way.

That's funny considering that's how one of my buddies met the lady he's been with for over four years now. She was drunk and speaking to him in a British accent when they first met. He didn't see her for months and always wondered whatever became of the cute British girl from the club. They crossed paths again and have been together ever since. So keep working on that accent!

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I doubt I'd ever actually fool anyone about my nationality, but I guess you never know.

 

[False Joe]

i actually become social when i drink. i also tend to insult peoples bands...
~gR~

poser.

i do that sober. the insulting, not the social

 

[Dak]

Yeah vihris, it sounds like a great way to snag Mr Right

 

[zabu of nΩd]

 

[unknown]