This person is a prime example of why we need post birth abortions

Astral Poetry

"Eros! Your hand...!"
Mar 21, 2003
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Last night I had a conversation on AIM with the most ignorant, stupid, discusting human being ever.
(Gumbystalker is me)

dudetittyman: gumby? wut knd of a fag name is that
Gumbystalker: do i know you?
dudetittyman: not unless you live in katy
Gumbystalker: hahaha, this coming from someone with both dude and titty in their screen name
dudetittyman: do wut now?
Gumbystalker: nevermind
Gumbystalker: it seems you have alot of insecurities
dudetittyman: wut
dudetittyman: stop using big words like that 1
Gumbystalker: dont tell me you dont know what insecurities are
dudetittyman: im not sum no it all fag
Gumbystalker: i'm confused...do you mean know?
dudetittyman: dude, its internit talk
Gumbystalker: so the internet has a language now?
dudetittyman: shud up u no what it meens
Gumbystalker: wow, you slaughtered that sentence
dudetittyman: you blow dogs for quarters
Gumbystalker: wow, how cliched
dudetittyman: wut tha hell does that men?
dudetittyman: u shud have jus said clit, it wud hav sounded better
Gumbystalker: you're making no sense
Gumbystalker: are you seriously this stupid?
dudetittyman: r u seriousyl this gay?
Gumbystalker: wow, a gay joke, how original
dudetittyman: ya, wut evr
Gumbystalker: seriously dude, what is your GPA?
dudetittyman: only fags no theyr grade point average
Gumbystalker: hahahahahahahaha
dudetittyman: see, i dont hav to wurry about grades cuz im going to play baseball through life
Gumbystalker: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Gumbystalker: you are serious
dudetittyman: i'v already talkerd to the coach of a&m
Gumbystalker: oooooooh
dudetittyman: and my bruther did it an im bettur then him
Gumbystalker: i'm confused, what language do you speak again?
dudetittyman: its aim takl ass
Gumbystalker: oh i'm sorry (that your parents didn't abort you)
dudetittyman: ha ha ha
Gumbystalker: sports are stupid, especially if you base your life around them
dudetittyman: sports rawk, wut do ya do for fun if ya don like sports
Gumbystalker: lots of things. for instance: read a book, listen to music, get on the computer
dudetittyman: i listen ta rap music
Gumbystalker: i'm sure you can relate to the oppression
dudetittyman: shud up fag
Gumbystalker: shud?
Gumbystalker: is that the same as shut?
dudetittyman: dude ur soooo gay. y do u correct me?
Gumbystalker: because you are using a language unknown to man
dudetittyman: i arlready told you, its aim talk
dudetittyman: wut kind of music do u listn to?
Gumbystalker: mostly different kinds of metal
dudetittyman: metal is for faggets
dudetittyman: rap is better
Gumbystalker: are you serious?
Gumbystalker: oh, this is forum worthy
dudetittyman: forum?
dudetittyman: only queers post on forums
Gumbystalker: no, only queers play sports and listen to rap in a desperate attempt at the goal that is popularity
dudetittyman: ur so fucked up
Gumbystalker: oh my god you are hopeless
Gumbystalker: you're such an idiot
dudetittyman: ur gay
Gumbystalker: you're a plebe
dudetittyman: ohhhhhhhh
dudetittyman: this is grate, thes is going in my profile
Gumbystalker: what?
dudetittyman: what you just put
Gumbystalker: you put my insults to you in your profile?
Gumbystalker: are you retarded?
dudetittyman: now al my friends will no how supid you r
Gumbystalker: al? no? supid? r?
Gumbystalker: i'm still lost on your dialect
dudetittyman: ud not last in the real world
dudetittyman: u dnt have ny street smarts
Gumbystalker: New York street smarts?
Gumbystalker: i'm sorry but you might be the stupidest person i have ever come into contact with
dudetittyman: that was the stupidest thing i have ever heard
Gumbystalker: it was pretty straight forward
dudetittyman: i cant wait ta fin ourt who u ar so i can kick ur ass
Gumbystalker: through the computer?
Gumbystalker: now thats quite a feat
Gumbystalker: fuck off


I blocked him shortly after as he was getting very annoying. I talked with a friend from the Katy area and it turns out the person is just some spoiled white kid. If you'd like, I'm sure he'd enjoy it if you added him as a buddy on AIM and told him how great he is.
 
I'm forced to be around spoiled white kids all dya... since thee are a I live in that's all there is except a few others... But I still have several country clubs to steal no parking signs and golf bals from...
 
Yeah dude, that guy sounded like he was trolling.

I don't think you were doing much better, though.
"Seriously, what's your GPA?"
And the arguing semantics..ah well.

^_^
 
Gumbystalker: you're a plebe
dudetittyman: ohhhhhhhh
dudetittyman: this is grate, thes is going in my profile
Gumbystalker: what?
dudetittyman: what you just put
Gumbystalker: you put my insults to you in your profile?
Gumbystalker: are you retarded?
dudetittyman: now al my friends will no how supid you r
Gumbystalker: al? no? supid? r?
Gumbystalker: i'm still lost on your dialect



MWHAHAHA! Good shit. :lol: