this post will contain my observations. (warning, probably boring)

xfer said:
i like pulling them off the rocks at the beach and throwing them into the sea, which is basically like a year's journey for them. i used to feel bad about it but then i realised they don't really have anywhere to go and are probably just as happy where i moved them to. and it's a change of scenery!

So instead of pouring salt on snails you throw snails into salt. I all works out the same in the end.
 
also:

- when you drink cold water on an empty stomach it feels really cool

- my coworker doesn't use ANY deodorant.

- 3 of my favorite clients died this week. BOOOOO.