Those who rape it - Awards 03

[Naku ist krig]

Here is the deal:
if the ""bestt"" members are picked, who would you vote in these categories:

1.the funniest?

2.most annoying

3.best signature (at this time)

4.best User name

5.worst User name

6.best avatar (at this time)

7.the wisest

8.the nicest

9.who you respect most

10.which members youd like to hang out with

11.greatest dark tranquillity fan

12.best thread maker

13.if someone cleaned out your vomit,how would it be (after serious drinkin´)

14.best "custom user text" (below your avatar,in my case it is Official Idiot)

15.whose language is the hardest to understand

NOTE1:
Thread idea/almost all questions, came from TenTonHammer but she/he (dunno really..) was too afraid post it.
NOTE2:
You are about to get hurt by that fact that noone remembers you in not positive nor negative way, don´t..this just internet.

 

[Miolo]

1.the funniest?
dark jester

2.most annoying
steve

3.best signature (at this time)
don't know... 'til some days ago i would have said arch (the penguin one)

4.best User name
ouagadougou

5.worst User name
miolo

6.best avatar (at this time)
siren

7.the wisest
rahvin

8.the nicest
everyone but krigsbarn

9.who you respect most
rahvin, villain

10.which members youd like to hang out with
rahvin, |ngenius, dark jester, siren, hiljainen, vultureculture, northern lights, tebus and many more that i'm forgetting

11.greatest dark tranquillity fan
villain

12.best thread maker
realhazard

13.if someone cleaned out your vomit,how would it be (after serious drinkin´)


14.best "custom user text" (below your avatar)
hearse

15.whose language is the hardest to understand
wazoo

 

[rahvin]

ah, screw it: i have to do this one, then it's bu-bye for me.

1. funniest = dark_jester

2. most annoying = kriggy

3. best signature = steve for the profanity thing.

4. best user name = northern lights

5. worst user name = steve, again.

6. best avatar = caotico

7. wisest = erik

8. nicest = siren

9. who you respect most = siren

10. which members you'd like to hang out with = siren, lina, realbuffer, villain, nick

11. greatest dt fan = villain

12. best thread maker = beethazard

13. someone to clean out my vomit = salmy (i trust him for emergency things)

14. best custom user text = magsec

15. whose language is the hardest to understand = wazoo

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

1. The funniest= Benny Boy

2. Most annoying = Krigs

3. Best sig= Not sure, Mag's 3D equations are pretty cool.

4. Best User Name = not sure

5. Worst name = a_hole

6. Best Avatar = Siren, Steve

7. Wisest = Rahvin

8. Nicest = Siren or Ben

9. Respect = Ben, Michele, Claudia, Siren, Wandering Blade, Thanny,etc

10. Hang out with = Everyone

11. Greatest DT fan = Villain

12. Best thread maker = Realhandjob

13. Someone to clean my vomit = Krigs

14. Text = got me

15. Language = Wazoo

 

[hyena]

1. funniest = nick and hiljainen. it's a definite tie.

2. most annoying = oh, there's a list. dodens grav pretty much infuriated me with about 3 posts total.

3. best signature = the penguin one. or the manowar one. both crack me up.

4. best user name = mousewings.

5. worst user name = lolita vampirià. sorry, it's just ludicrous.

6. best avatar = the one with calvin and hobbes. can't remember who it belonged to.
7. wisest = northern lights.

8. nicest = wildfyr (did i spell that right?)

9. who you respect most = thanatos.

10. which members you'd like to hang out with = mousewings, nick, wildfyr, almost everyone else.

11. greatest dt fan = villain.

12. best thread maker = realhazard.

13. someone to clean out my vomit = rahvin. i've seen it happen.

14. best custom user text = miolo. it's just... funny, the 'king of spain' line.

15. whose language is the hardest to understand = siren.

 

[Salamurhaaja]

1.the funniest?
D_J

2.most annoying
There is too many to count

3.best signature (at this time)
Incendiare

4.best User name
TenTonHammer

5.worst User name
InFlames90210 (basicly anything that has a band name, followed by a
number, shows the imagination the nu-metal people posses and since
they need this spelled out, it means they have non.)

6.best avatar (at this time)
Steve

7.the wisest
Villain

8.the nicest
Waz

9.who you respect most
No one, you all suck.

10.which members youd like to hang out with
Everyone, except people with nicks like in #5.

11.greatest dark tranquillity fan
Villain

12.best thread maker
RealHaisu

13.if someone cleaned out your vomit,how would it be (after serious drinkin´)
Well, no one, since I don't vomit, thats alcohol abuse.

14.best "custom user text" (below your avatar,in my case it is Official Idiot)
Since ~Zeanra~ is the only one I remember, I'll go with her. RH you don't
count, since you are blatantly trying to get yourself mentioned
(besides, you already won #12)


15.whose language is the hardest to understand
Waz, but only when she uses Dutch

 

[Arch]

1.the funniest? Dark_Jester
2.most annoying: Me damnit!!!!!!!!!!
3.best signature (at this time): MagSec4 (very mesmerizing)
4.best User name: Lolita's
5.worst User name: Look at answer #4
6.best avatar (at this time): Siren and Warwick
7.the wisest: Rahvin the wise
8.the nicest: GTranquillity (she exported me the DT DVD!) :hotjump: and ruinandmisery for the Lilitu CD. That album rawks!
9.who you respect most: Rahvin the respected
10.which members youd like to hang out with: Krigsbarn (yes, I'm a masochist, got a problem with that? *looks around*)
11.greatest dark tranquillity fan: Whoever had their skin graced with The Mind's I or any other DT logo/design tattoos.
12.best thread maker: Everyone that contributes on this board.
13.if someone cleaned out your vomit,how would it be (after serious drinkin´): Arch
14.best "custom user text" (below your avatar,in my case it is Official Idiot): Hearse
15.whose language is the hardest to understand: That one guy...

 

[Gtranquillity]

1.the funniest?
Hiljainen

2.most annoying
Steve

3.best signature (at this time)
Never really payed attention to it - sorry :/

4.best User name
Siren

5.worst User name
Dunno.... there are several..

6.best avatar (at this time)
Magsec4

7.the wisest
Villian

8.the nicest
Most of you are nice - not sure about the nicest though.

9.who you respect most
Rahvin

10.which members youd like to hang out with
Allmost everyone

11.greatest dark tranquillity fan
Rahvin or Villian

12.best thread maker
See Arch's answer

13.if someone cleaned out your vomit,how would it be (after serious drinkin´)
I hardly ever drink and I never drink too much...

14.best "custom user text" (below your avatar,in my case it is Official Idiot)
wrong - again if the first one that comes to mind (I think it belongs to Hiljainen?)

15.whose language is the hardest to understand
Wazoo

 

[MagSec4]

EDIT: Responses removed..

*And Thank You Gtranq, Arch, Nick and rahvin for compliments on my avatar/sig/title

 

[Villain]

I left all the band-members out from my choices - they would have been too easy answers for most of the questions.

1.the funniest?
Dark_Jester, I suppose, although I must say I enjoy Rahvin's way-too-witty language-jokes the best.

2.most annoying
InFlames626, luckily he doesn't post here anymore.

3.best signature (at this time)
Had to look up at the previous answers and the Penguin one was the only one I memorized. Whoever it belongs to should win this, definitely.

4.best User name
VultureCulture

5.worst User name
Krigsbarn, for two reasons: It's in swedish(1) and the translation is goddamn stupid(2).

6.best avatar (at this time)
Salamurhaaja, the ballhandler.

7.the wisest
Gotta say Rahvin here.

8.the nicest
Gtranquillity - and she knows why!

9.who you respect most
And gotta say Rahvin here once again. I happen to respect wisdom.

10.which members youd like to hang out with
Most of them for sure, but if only one should be chosen... I guess I must say Tranquillian (aka AtTheGates), for the memory of that excellent trip to Sweden last year.

11.greatest dark tranquillity fan
Uh, I would like to mention myself here, but as I think that wouldn't be too appropriate I must say Gtranquillity.

12.best thread maker
Ormir has made some very enjoyable ones through the years.

13.if someone cleaned out your vomit,how would it be (after serious drinkin´)
How? Pukey, I believe. But if you want me to mention a person, I say Hearse - hopefully he has some toilet-paper left...

14.best "custom user text" (below your avatar,in my case it is Official Idiot)
The one Hyena has seems to suit her very well.

15.whose language is the hardest to understand
No contest here: Wazoo - especially when she writes in english.

-Villain

 

[The Grand Wazoo]

OMG
I knew I am sometimes a little hard to understand, while I ..have some problems expressing myself in English :/ (short of vocabulary? probably) but this is.. Okay okay
I dont mind
I hope you guys dont either

Hmm.. I'll make this list later.
Buybuuy now

 

[Naku ist krig]

1.the funniest?
some many great humorists on this board..

2.most annoying
kirgg, but i quess she aims for that

3.best signature (at this time)
grand wazoo, yellow text

4.best User name
?

5.worst User name
mine, metal17

6.best avatar (at this time)
warwick (his former was even better..)

7.the wisest
rahvin

8.the nicest
like i could pick one

9.who you respect most
rahvin :hail:

10.which members youd like to hang out with
almost all, especially ormir..and my idol rahvin and Zeanra and LolitaVampiz and..

11.greatest dark tranquillity fan
VILLAIN

12.best thread maker
I seriously think that i am one of the best
...so is Ormir.

13.if someone cleaned out your vomit,how would it be (after serious drinkin´)
hearse or steve

14.best "custom user text" (below your avatar,in my case it is Official Idiot)
hearse

15.whose language is the hardest to understand
rahvin

 

[The Grand Wazoo]

15.whose language is the hardest to understand
rahvin

HA!!

 

[fireangel]

well, I am just reading this one forum and practically not posting, but I guess I could answer here, too.


1.the funniest? Villain

2.most annoying? Onyx

3.best signature (at this time): I hardly read/ look at them. Shorter is better in that case..and no endlessly loading pics

4.best User name: ~nightfall~, Siren

5.worst User name: everything boring

6.best avatar (at this time): Real Hazard, Siren

7.the wisest: Salamurhaaja

8.the nicest: Siren

9.who you respect most

10.which members youd like to hang out with: hard to say. Salamurhaaja & Villain would be great for discussions I think.

11.greatest dark tranquillity fan: not me for sure, but I agree with an above sentence: those with a DT-tattoo.

12.best thread maker: these are several people here.

13.if someone cleaned out your vomit,how would it be (after serious drinkin´): I don´t drink alcohol. Especially not seriously.

14.best "custom user text" (below your avatar,in my case it is Official Idiot): "Rep me baby one more time"
15.whose language is the hardest to understand: krigsbarn

 

[Ormir]

1.the funniest?
Erik is teh funney

2.most annoying
Ormir's typos.

3.best signature (at this time)
Siren

4.best User name
Caotico

5.worst User name
metal17

6.best avatar (at this time)
ouga's orangutan :')

7.the wisest
rahvin

8.the nicest
ouga, Siren, Northern Lights

9.who you respect most
ouga

10.which members youd like to hang out with
DJ, rahvin, wheesiz, Siren, Villain, Northern Lights, Realhannu, Hiljainen, Hearse, idari, ouga, Zeanra, Incendiare, mousewings, Salamurhaaja and everyone else, no names mentioned, many forgotten.

11.greatest dark tranquillity fan
Villain

12.best thread maker
Realhamas

13.if someone cleaned out your vomit,how would it be (after serious drinkin´)
It would most likely be ouga, since I find myself vomiting in her presence most out of the forum members. Zeanra and Hearse are strong contenders.

14.best "custom user text" (below your avatar,in my case it is Official Idiot)
I have a deep respect for all Senior Members.

15.whose language is the hardest to understand
Hearse

 

[wildfyr]

@hyena: the spelling is indeed correct. wow! never thought i'd make anyone's nicest or hang with lists. thanks! what a pleasant surprise.

'kay. here's what i think...

1. Funniest: hmm. tough one. don't have any specific examples atm, but i know there have been posts by rahvin, hyena, Siren, RealHazard and Wazoo (among others) that have caused me to erupt in spontaneous laughter.
2. Most annoying: post count goobers are the most annoying and need to learn to implement more self control. that said however, i do think we've probably all gotten on each other's nerves at one time or another, just like members of any close-knit community, or family.

3. Best signature: Arch's penguins, Northern Lights' Jane Austen quote

4. Best user name: Tranquillian, Gtranquillity

5. Worst user name: wildfyr :^)

6. Best avatar: there are/were lots of good avatars. warwick's "God vs Satan" avvy was the best, imo mousewings always has cool avvies. idari's kitty is adorable. Rei's star and of course the Siren are also warm and familiar images.

7. Wisest: Tebus

8. Nicest: all those who sent me condolences when my mother passed away last year. that list includes: rahvin, hyena, Villain, atlantis, mousewings, Nick, Thanatos, |ngenius, Siren, Melancholia, Hiljainen, Sunjammer, VultureCulture, Wanderingblade, Wazoo.... Hopefully I didn't leave anyone out. Arch deserves recognition too, because he is responsible for the majority of my rep points. however, i think he would rep me even if i happened to *belch* *vomit* or *fart* though.

9. Most respected: everyone in #8 + Mark, Caotico, and (again) rahvin

10. Hang with: do you mean on a regular basis? i don't even hang with anyone IRL on a regular basis, so i doubt i could easily come up with a list. i do see people i would call friends and acquaintances out at shows though, and i do the social hang then. that's really about it. it would be nice to meet everyone here IRL at least once though. some i'd like to meet more than others based on post content, mostly everyone i've named above.

11. Greatest dt fan(s): rahvin, Villain, Tranquillian, phyre, Gtranquillity

12. Best thread author: (see Arch's response)

13. Vomit: eWw. on second thought let's not even go there. none for = none from me please.

14. User text: Doctor Tranquillity

15. Toughest language: Fascio-Republican!

 

[Hiljainen]

someone said me! someone said me! *faints*

1.the funniest? : hard to say, D_J, but also miolo, hyena, rahvin, nick, there are some people that are incredibly funny when they joke here

2.most annoying : onyx or krigsbarn, hard to choose

3.best signature (at this time) : aside from some really good (and sad) ones, i loved Arch's penguin one, too funny

4.best User name : i'll answer this tomorrow, now i can't pick one

5.worst User name : a_hole, or the ones like "trettreh199998043"

6.best avatar (at this time) : see answer 4

7.the wisest : rahvin

8.the nicest : hard to say here too, some people have been so nice to me

9.who you respect most : probably rahvin, though i respect a lot many persons on this forum

10.which members youd like to hang out with : everyone i talk with outside of the board, and also like miolo, hyena, N_L, siren and many more

11.greatest dark tranquillity fan : villain is the first answer i can think of

12.best thread maker : not me

13.if someone cleaned out your vomit,how would it be (after serious drinkin´) : no one

14.best "custom user text" : at this moment i remember the "format N for Nick" one

15.whose language is the hardest to understand : wazoo's or siren's

 

[Steve]

1.the funniest?
RealHazard and Nick

2.most annoying
MagSec and Gums

3.best signature (at this time)
None (I have sigs off)

4.best User name
Wazoo

5.worst User name
MagSec
rectum, a_hole

6.best avatar (at this time)
not sure...

7.the wisest
rahvin and villain

8.the nicest
Incendiare

9.who you respect most
Band members, and several forum members

10.which members youd like to hang out with
I don't really want to make a list since I know I would leave people off and they wouldn'e be happy, but Incendiare and Nick are both cool people

11.greatest dark tranquillity fan
Villain

12.best thread maker
RealHazard

13.if someone cleaned out your vomit,how would it be (after serious drinkin´)
How much is "serious drinkin"?

14.best "custom user text" (below your avatar,in my case it is Official Idiot)
Niklas "Slakt Med Spenat"

15.whose language is the hardest to understand
hmmm...anyone live in China?

edit: added Gums for most annoying

 

[krigsbarn]

1.the funniest?
Krigsbarn

2.most annoying
All of you others, I'd be happy if you didn't exist

3.best signature (at this time)
Mine, and I'm sure you guys are too stupid to understand it

4.best User name
MY username, it's doesn't mean "warchild" but it's about norway's offspring born after the WW2, go read about it if you're interested.

5.worst User name
It changes all the time, according to which username I'm reading beside krigsbarn's

6.best avatar (at this time)
Krigsbarn's. What a hotty.

7.the wisest
Krigsbarn, I know all right and wrongs and I know how to deal wisely about it

8.the nicest
Krigsbarn, I'm the only good person

9.who you respect most
Krigsbarn, where would I be without you

10.which members youd like to hang out with
Krigsbarn, I believe we don't spend enough time together; but we try everyday

11.greatest dark tranquillity fan
Krigsbarn, for a lot of real reasons

12.best thread maker
Krigsbarn, always something interesting to refresh the overall information.

13.if someone cleaned out your vomit,how would it be (after serious drinkin´):
Swedish girls don't puke.

14.best "custom user text" (below your avatar)
Krigsbarn's. The others have stupid ass custom texts, they suck!

15.whose language is the hardest to understand
Krigsbarn's; but that's only because it's perfection hiding true intelligence that no one can understand.

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You must think it's not funny, bingo! I'm not joking; to sum up everything, I -nothing- other people here. I only like myself and no one else.

 

[Naku ist krig]

4.best User name
MY username, it's doesn't mean "warchild" but it's about norway's offspring born after the WW2, go read about it if you're interested.

For a finn it sounds like a SOTAÄPÄRÄ
*soittaa uruilla sen tyypillisen melodian ja painaa taustanauhan päälle josta kuuluu itkua ja naurua, samanaikaisesti*