Finland´s Catamenia have a new album out and this is the review of it fuckers.
Catamenia - Eskhata
Ok now ladies and gentlemen...
This is a band that Statik (our webmaster for The Project Hate) is very much into.
and believe me when I say he´s been trying to get me into these fuckers for quite some time by sending me their previous albums. It might not have been his smartest move ever.
I´ve heard 2 albums before of these guys, I didn´t like any of them.
So this is the third effort I´m lucky enough to get.
Ok, lemme see here. They play black metal most of the time when not fucking up things with a song like "Flames". I don´t know if I miss the humour in this or if it´s not done on purpose.
The chorus is a fucken total rip-off of Billy Idol´s "Rebel Yell" or whatever the damn song is named, Billy Idol is not my thing... You know this " Nanananananana...more, more, more" or something like that.
I sincerely hope it´s done on purpose, but funny it isn´t.
Piss fucken bad. BAD AS A MUTHERFUCK EVEN.
They have some cool keyboards parts here and there(mostly there)and a vocalist that tries to sound like Dani Filth. Hence "tries".
Then talking in finnish in intro´s and shit doesn´t exactly make me wanna sell my equipment and stop playing music.
No matter how much I wanna like this band as I know they are fave´s of Statik, friend´s don´t affect my reviews. (maybe if there was money involved, but only then)
This is below standard black metal with alot of melodies, not meaning GOOD melodies though. I have heard worse, absolutely, at least this got a production where you can hear most of the things. But not even a masterchef could make a good soup with a jar of poo in the ingredients.
The poo this time being the actual band.
This gives me absolutely nothing. Nothing but a headache.
Oh, I have to say that there is actually one riff that I like on this album, it´s in the chorus of "Vortex", atleast it doesn´t sound like Billy Idol. And by the way, there´s a bonus song(why the FUCK is it called a bonus song when it comes with every fucken cd pressed?!?!)on this one too(like I really needed that). Statik told me I shouldn´t care about it as it´s a drunken version of a finnish popband´s song.
Don´t even get me started on that one.
Rating? 2 out of 10 at most. For me giving out a 1 or a 10, the stuff have to be really, really bad or something that changes my life. You´ll never see a 10 from me.
This is just bad, so a 2 they get.
Catamenia - Eskhata
Ok now ladies and gentlemen...
This is a band that Statik (our webmaster for The Project Hate) is very much into.
and believe me when I say he´s been trying to get me into these fuckers for quite some time by sending me their previous albums. It might not have been his smartest move ever.
I´ve heard 2 albums before of these guys, I didn´t like any of them.
So this is the third effort I´m lucky enough to get.
Ok, lemme see here. They play black metal most of the time when not fucking up things with a song like "Flames". I don´t know if I miss the humour in this or if it´s not done on purpose.
The chorus is a fucken total rip-off of Billy Idol´s "Rebel Yell" or whatever the damn song is named, Billy Idol is not my thing... You know this " Nanananananana...more, more, more" or something like that.
I sincerely hope it´s done on purpose, but funny it isn´t.
Piss fucken bad. BAD AS A MUTHERFUCK EVEN.
They have some cool keyboards parts here and there(mostly there)and a vocalist that tries to sound like Dani Filth. Hence "tries".
Then talking in finnish in intro´s and shit doesn´t exactly make me wanna sell my equipment and stop playing music.
No matter how much I wanna like this band as I know they are fave´s of Statik, friend´s don´t affect my reviews. (maybe if there was money involved, but only then)
This is below standard black metal with alot of melodies, not meaning GOOD melodies though. I have heard worse, absolutely, at least this got a production where you can hear most of the things. But not even a masterchef could make a good soup with a jar of poo in the ingredients.
The poo this time being the actual band.
This gives me absolutely nothing. Nothing but a headache.
Oh, I have to say that there is actually one riff that I like on this album, it´s in the chorus of "Vortex", atleast it doesn´t sound like Billy Idol. And by the way, there´s a bonus song(why the FUCK is it called a bonus song when it comes with every fucken cd pressed?!?!)on this one too(like I really needed that). Statik told me I shouldn´t care about it as it´s a drunken version of a finnish popband´s song.
Don´t even get me started on that one.
Rating? 2 out of 10 at most. For me giving out a 1 or a 10, the stuff have to be really, really bad or something that changes my life. You´ll never see a 10 from me.
This is just bad, so a 2 they get.
