Time to hear about Jake's Adventures

[monoxide_child]

so

was Jake actually helped in any way by the existence of this thread??

or was making this thread a total fucking waste of time??

 

[jakethedog]

I'll be honest and say I was helped. Not in the way I'd expected to be, but I was.

Think of this as my "introduction" thread.

 

[The Butt]

Holy shit monoxide got banned. RIP Monoxide, now who will tell us to fuck hookers and post aug-like conquest stories?

 

[jakethedog]

Holy shit monoxide got banned. RIP Monoxide, now who will tell us to fuck hookers and post aug-like conquest stories?

You took the words right out of my mouth. Is this shit for real? Like, permanent?

 

[The Butt]

Its alright. I will take the torch, at least on the "advising others to fuck hookers" front.

 

[jakethedog]

Looks like it's only for a month, but I'm glad we already got a substitute on board.

 

[The Butt]

Have you ever thought about substituting relationships with hookers?

 

[Eligos]

Have you ever thought about heavy metal fleshlight

 

[The Butt]

I have. But then I remembered I dont need one :v

 

[jakethedog]

I mean, you end up having to spend money on girls and all the shit they want, what's the difference? Why not just pay them to do the job and get out?

 

[jakethedog]

Have you ever thought about heavy metal fleshlight

Dude I had no idea what that meant so I had to google it... and I'm on my mom's computer...

 

[monoxide_child]

Dude I had no idea what that meant so I had to google it... and I'm on my mom's computer...