to poop or not to poop

[Tide In Mind Out]

i need to poop. but i'm thinking i might wait to do it til later. ya know, let it churn real good so that when i can't possbily stand it anymore, my ass will explode quite furiously.:Spin:

k that's all

 

[Demilich]

hang in there as long as possible

 

[Chromatose]

I needed to poop really bad, so I went into the bathroom but the nice large handicap stall was in use, so I decided to just give up

the tiny non handicap stall next to it isn't as good, cold air blows down from the ceiling into there, and the toilet is lower to the ground.. and the handicap one has a nice contoured ergonomic seat, I would rather wait to poop until later than have to deal with the tiny cold stall

 

[lizard]

ever since we fired the 400+ lb pervert, we have no handicapped employees, so I am able to defecate in the roomy comfort of the handicapped stalls.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

hang in there as long as possible

*nods*

 

[lurch70]

women poop?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

women poop?

today they do. this is the official "day of the pooping wimmen"

and i just ate a spicy chicken quesadilla to make it an even more special experience.

 

[NAD]

i've dated lots of girls who have farted around/with/on me, but only one showed me her poop. sorta disturbing because it was like 3 times bigger than any log that i've been unable to unleash, and like my car says written in the dust, I AM LORD POOP.

 

[Demilich]

i'm eating a big bowl of Stagg chili (not homemade but it'll do) with lots of cheese on it right now...we'll see how that works out at work later

 

[E-bortion]

i've dated lots of girls who have farted around/with/on me, but only one showed me her poop. sorta disturbing because it was like 3 times bigger than any log that i've been unable to unleash, and like my car says written in the dust, I AM LORD POOP.

I hate to pry... but what situation could actually lead to an unveiling of poo?

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

i never poop in a public washroom

 

[Ellestin]

This thread deserves a shitload of stars. Say... five to start with.

 

[E-bortion]

My poo was like soft-serve ice cream today. Resembled that of a snake.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

i never poop in a public washroom

that must lead to some uncomfortable situations

:hotjump: <---doing his "I.T. stuck in line at the bank" impression

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

a few, but I usually can hold it till I get home.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

unfortunately my poop this evening was pretty lame and small and comfortable

better luck tomorrow.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

I usually can hold it till I get home.

But you just said you never poop in a public washroom. So what do you do when you can't hold it until you get home? You crap yourself?

 

[NAD]

I hate to pry... but what situation could actually lead to an unveiling of poo?

she was one of those chicks that only pooped a few times a week, and hated it. one day she took a dump and said "COME LOOK AT THIS, THIS IS WHY I HATE TO POOP IT HURTS!!!" and i walked into my bathroom in which a log of monstrous proportion was sitting in the terlit. i said "oh my fuck" and slowly walked away because it was the size of my fucking forearm.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

am i crazy or did i see my thread go from 5 stars to 3? *tear*

 

[NAD]

dickless wonders have no sense of humoUr, didn't you know? :Spin: