Tofurkey or Turducken?

[xfer]

This question is about preference, not which name is stupider.

 

[The Dope]

You didn't have an option for "I'd rather starve."

 

[avi]

torfurkey really just isn't all that great. I'd rather cook my own seitan and stuffing. As for turducken, I've never had it.

 

[minxnim]

i've never had either of these.

 

[goatschool]

i am addicted to furkey, but i'm waiting for you to say ducken is a sham.

if not, i'm running to the co-op, stat.

 

[xfer]

No sham that. We had turducken last Thanksgiving. OMG.

 

[avi]

veat is the shit as far as fake meat stuff goes.

 

[FrostGiant]

See, you take a chicken, stuff it in a duck and stuff that in a turkey. But see, turkey's only have 4 legs, and this one has 6, meaning we had to add 2.

Gotta love Madden. What an idiot. And yes, he did say 4 legs about 4 or 5 years ago during a Packers/Lions game.

 

[xfer]

Don't forget the sausage stuffing (chorizo-type stuff), and the oyster stuffing as well!

I really want to try that fungus meat...QUORN or something?

 

[avi]

quorn sounds mighty scary to me. I think this year I'm just sticking to veggies

 

[xfer]

I think the anti-Quorn hype is manufactured by the same people responsible for the anti-olestra hype that turned out to be basically entirely false. I could be wrong and I'll end up with growths in my stomach but hey, you only live once.

 

[FrostGiant]

Isn't quorn also called maize?

 

[xfer]

What your people call QUORN...my people call MAIZE.

 

[FuSoYa]

What your people call Quorn, my people call Quorthon.

 

[Stultus]

What your people call "having a good time," my people call quorn.