Top 10 Metal Albums of 2016

[CiG]

Also, Malokarpatan sounds like a Pokémon.

 

[Krow]

Ha, I’ve liked Pallbearer from the beginning. I like that they’re basically Warning but heavy and not just whiny baby bullshit.

 

[Omni]

I wonder what universe you have to come from in order to think that Pallbearer is notably heavy.

 

[Omni]

Also, Malokarpatan sounds like a Pokémon.

True, but not as much as Volbeat.

 

[CiG]

True, but not as much as Volbeat.

Lol, well sure. Since Volbeat is an actual Pokémon it is guaranteed to sound more like a Pokémon than Malokarpatan.

And say what you want, but this is heavy melancholy.

 

[Omni]

I own the album. It doesn't really sound heavier than Warning to me.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Right now you are essentially smearing anybody who happens to like Pallbearer as some kind of vapid pretender because the band found some success with the metal press.

Personally I enjoy the way you talk about all of this stuff, but I reject your pretense here that you only ever trash bands/tastes as a reaction. Of anybody else on UM you use the tag "in-crowd" the most and that is an elitist way of putting down large numbers of people at a time. It's just another kind of "poseur" tbh.

I said nothing of the sort, I merely made a prediction that Blood Incantation will receive the same sudden online reevaluation that Pallbearer was subjected to. I didn't even give any personal opinion on Pallbearer.

HBB is to this forum what a goth is to high school, you will never catch him looking like he cares but his attitudes are rooted in a deep-rooted resentment and envy of the cool kids, whom he realises will never accept him even if he claims to love the chasm and manilla road, because he's just too much of a gay brony aspie. those at the bottom of the hierarchy shall always attempt to delegitimise or flip said hierarchy by challenging the honour and motives of those at the top, i'm afraid it's human nature.

Nah I love at least half the stuff the in-crowd loves, as I constantly remind you. You're the guy that got triggered as fuck when I said that Zetro-era Exodus was one of my favorite in-crowd litmus tests.

Calling people "in-crowd" is essentially the metal version of when the right-wing lambaste the "liberal media elite" as a means to set themselves by contrast as the ones who truly understand the people.

You're being elitist by creating an elitist class of metal listeners to set yourself against.

Btw HBB, what do you think of the latest Malokarpatan?

So what? Do you deny the existence of a liberal media elite, or that most members of "the elite" tend to lean anywhere from neo-liberal to leftist?

"You're being racist against racist people"

I stopped with Pokemon Black/White 2, never caught one of those.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Also, Malokarpatan sounds like a Pokémon.

What the fuck I swear I didn't read this

 

[CiG]

I wonder what universe you have to come from in order to think that Pallbearer is notably heavy.

I own the album. It doesn't really sound heavier than Warning to me.

Not making a claim one way or another about Warning being more or less heavy than Pallbearer, simply disagreeing with your implication that they aren't notably heavy.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I'm listening to Nordkarpatenland on YouTube right now. Never heard of these guys before but pretty fuckin sweet so far, they know how to write riffs.

 

[CiG]

So what? Do you deny the existence of a liberal media elite, or that most members of "the elite" tend to lean anywhere from neo-liberal to leftist?

No, I just also think the notable figures who bang on about the "liberal media elite" aren't doing it because they oppose elitism, but rather that they'd wish to craft their own form of anti-elitist elitism which creates a group that others then wish to be a member of. The true humble metal fans of the people against the elitist in-crowd ivory tower metal aristocrats.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

No, I just also think the notable figures who bang on about the "liberal media elite" aren't doing it because they oppose elitism, but rather that they'd wish to craft their own form of anti-elitist elitism which creates a group that others then wish to be a member of. The true humble metal fans of the people against the elitist in-crowd ivory tower metal aristocrats.

Yeah ok Mr. Kekistani, I get it, opposing opposition is as deep as your personal philosophy goes.

 

[Omni]

Not making a claim one way or another about Warning being more or less heavy than Pallbearer, simply disagreeing with your implication that they aren't notably heavy.

That's fine. The Warning album isn't very heavy either.

 

[no country for old wainds]

Nah I love at least half the stuff the in-crowd loves, as I constantly remind you. You're the guy that got triggered as fuck when I said that Zetro-era Exodus was one of my favorite in-crowd litmus tests.

na i got triggered when you said anyone who likes bonded by blood should like pantera because they're both bro metal or some shit lol

 

[HamburgerBoy]

na i got triggered when you said anyone who likes bonded by blood should like pantera because they're both bro metal or some shit lol

Oh yeah, my bad (though that's clearly an objectively correct analysis).

 

[Omni]

I'm listening to Nordkarpatenland on YouTube right now. Never heard of these guys before but pretty fuckin sweet so far, they know how to write riffs.

Necrocock from Master's Hammer does vocals on the sixth track. It's awesome.

 

[CiG]

Yeah ok Mr. Kekistani, I get it, opposing opposition is as deep as your personal philosophy goes.

That's just it though, it's not a genuine opposition imo. It's just anti-nuanced partisan horseshit.
If it were genuine opposition they'd oppose it when their own "side" does it too.

na i got triggered when you said anyone who likes bonded by blood should like pantera because they're both bro metal or some shit lol

Oh yeah, my bad (though that's clearly an objectively correct analysis).

 

[HamburgerBoy]

That's just it though, it's not a genuine opposition imo. It's just anti-nuanced partisan horseshit.
If it were genuine opposition they'd oppose it when their own "side" does it too.

I oppose Manilla Road at all times (except when discussing songs of theirs I like) and I don't remember having a "side" when I first tackled the issue on this forum, during which probably a dozen posters would whine, report me for not agreeing with them, and/or leave the forum because I ruined their circlejerk. There was no other side unless anyone opposing a side is automatically a member of the "other" in your mind, in which case it's still the same "racist against racism" dumbass argument that works only in a discussion where obfuscation of meaning is considered a valid rebuttal.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

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Do you deny that early Exodus was full of macho posturing? Not even Gary Holt does.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Man I'm 27 minutes deep into this Malokarpatan album and it's unbelievable that people consider an album with exactly one black metal riff (so far at least) to be black metal.