turning down a chick

[Seizure.]

I like nerdy girls.

Btw, is this a worldwide fame metal girls have - fatness/uglyness/stinkyness ?

+100000!

And what christ krispie said!
Never EVER get into a relationship with metalchick, they ALL, i repeat, ALL have issue's.

 

[Machinated]

Dropping the name of Meshuggah down, as well as naming specific songs and albums worked for me last time I was at a pub when I was dressed real nice. Was talking to some random dude with Meshuggah shirt, told him I dug the band and he just said, who cares what you look like, you know your shit.
I'm also reminded of a time some girl came to my house with my friend, again me not dressed metal, I had her convinced I was actually a big hip hop and techno fan.
Then she looked through my iTunes list and saw Gojira, Nevermore, Megadeth and Opeth. She cracked the shits at me and thought I was a weirdo

haha i love asking them what they think i listen to. i get really fucking obscure responses.

 

[Skinny Viking]

+100000!

And what christ krispie said!
Never EVER get into a relationship with metalchick, they ALL, i repeat, ALL have issue's.

I've dated a few very non-metal chicks ... they had issues too. Just saying

 

[Chryst Krispies]

Scene chicks are hot, but they are retarded 95% of the time.

 

[Chris_P_Critter]

99.463% of the time metal chicks = penis holster.

Nothing more.

There are exceptions, but they are few and far between.

 

[Erkan]

Not really relevant to the most recent posts but I did mention guys hitting on me more often than girls and it "sort of" happened again last saturday. A guy slapped my ass as I was passing by haha, what the F*CK! Seriously, if I was gay I would have enough boyfriends for a lifetime. Whyyyy... whyyyyyyy? *dramatic voice*

Edit: Oh yeah, this was at a bar.

 

[mephisto_loh]

Long live my single life! Well until i find a nice girl, maybe

Amen! Lol,
Don't worry man sometimes you have to delegate duties. Someone else will have to make that dirty job. hahaha

 

[Seizure.]

I've dated a few very non-metal chicks ... they had issues too. Just saying

They all have, but its like people sayed, maybe normal chicks are 25% retarted and 75% nonretarted.
Next to imo 99% retarted in metalchick country

Use them the way they are and you'll be allright.

 

[Chryst Krispies]

Dude. If some guy slapped my ass, I'd knock his teeth through the back of his skull.

 

[Chris_P_Critter]

Dude. If some guy slapped my ass, I'd knock his teeth through the back of his skull.

that happened to me once at a club. I was REALLY pissed for a minute, then I went and took a piss, and while I was pissing, I had an epiphany.

This dude will buy me beers all night, and all I have to do is ask him to, then I can go back over my my buds and not talk to him at all.

It worked.

Was I ashamed... nope.

 

[jangoux]

Erkan,That kinda happened to a ex friend of mine. Kinda. A guy offered like $1000 to him to suck his thingo. He turned it down, of course.

Whoever said punk/emo girls is 100% right. They smell good, dress nice, actually comb their hair. The thing is that often they have nothing inside their head or are too young - it feels like wanting to screw my 14 old sister :s Besides the fact that i am married, of course.

 

[Pedro Teixeira]

I don't usually turn down chicks, I never let them get to that point of considering a "turn down".. I'm just simply not interested, I love going out partying, drinking my ass off and getting fucking high and have had a lot of girls hitting on me but I'm just not that kind of guy, I fucking hate one night stands, I can see the why it's cool in our animalistic part but it wont fulfill me in anyway, I just think that if a girl wants to have sex with you in the same day she meets you, then you're better of without her, but I understand anyone who wants to remain single and all that, I just don't want to feel like one of "them" if you know what I mean... worst mistake I ever made was having a one night stand with a long time friend, she was fucking mental and wanted to have sex even without me having any condoms with me and just shove my dick onto her happy place (ha!)... I hope I didn't get anything for fuck sake... Netherless to say we were never friends the same way before. And I can relate with Erkan, I do get hit by guys a lot too LOOOL, last time it happened there was this really reaaalllyy so fucking gay looking dude stroking my hair and saying how beautiful it was... seriously... I was really fucking hammered all I did was just move away slowly haha if I was sober a punch in his teeth would be the most likely thing to happen ..

 

[Harry Hughes]

Scene chicks are hot, but they are retarded 95% of the time.

99.463% of the time metal chicks = penis holster.

Nothing more.

There are exceptions, but they are few and far between.

Dude. If some guy slapped my ass, I'd knock his teeth through the back of his skull.

that happened to me once at a club. I was REALLY pissed for a minute, then I went and took a piss, and while I was pissing, I had an epiphany.

This dude will buy me beers all night, and all I have to do is ask him to, then I can go back over my my buds and not talk to him at all.

It worked.

Was I ashamed... nope.

The truth contained in the first 2 posts and the win in the last 2 posts, it's awesome
I'll admit some of my female emo friends are not the sharpest tools in the arsenal. One Near Years Day, I used the word solemn in conversation while I was drunk/high and one of them said "What does that mean?"
Ahh but they are super cuddly and fun to hang out with, so no biggie.

 

[jipchen]

I did turn down a few chicks, but i never got turned down myself
Sounds good, but as i do not try to begin a conversation with a girl i find hot, the statistics are fooling. I'm just a pussy if it comes to "approaching hot chicks" haha.
Pretty strange thing, i have (or had) some really good female friends which were nice, intelligent AND hot (rare combination is rare) but we were always considering each other as a kind of best friend. I gotta admit that i wouldn't say no, though. The last gf i had was like... years ago *.*

I hate it, but the only girls approaching me in the last year were either stupid 15-year-old chicks or even stupider 15-yr emo girls (which can be hot but have no brain and are far to young) FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU!

 

[spioraid]

I have the weirdest talent of turning down girls before I realize what they're asking.

For instance.

Went out bowling with some friends, mixed company of course. Cutest chick in the bunch, who up until this point hadn't deemed me worthy to loop upon, finally starts flirting. I bowl my turn, then sit back down on my chair. Said cutie walks up, bowls and fails. Walking back over to me, she tries to sit down on my lap. Seeing her start to sit down, I move away and promptly apologize for taking her seat. About 4 seconds later....FUUUUUUUUUU

 

[Morgan C]

I have the weirdest talent of turning down girls before I realize what they're asking.

For instance.

Went out bowling with some friends, mixed company of course. Cutest chick in the bunch, who up until this point hadn't deemed me worthy to loop upon, finally starts flirting. I bowl my turn, then sit back down on my chair. Said cutie walks up, bowls and fails. Walking back over to me, she tries to sit down on my lap. Seeing her start to sit down, I move away and promptly apologize for taking her seat. About 4 seconds later....FUUUUUUUUUU

This sounds like me except its even more delayed.. I start wondering if she likes me and don't actually pick up on the signs until much later and then it's like "ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh. fuck'.

 

[Chryst Krispies]

that happened to me once at a club. I was REALLY pissed for a minute, then I went and took a piss, and while I was pissing, I had an epiphany.

This dude will buy me beers all night, and all I have to do is ask him to, then I can go back over my my buds and not talk to him at all.

It worked.

Was I ashamed... nope.

Well you know hahah, I guess that's not so bad after all hahaha.

FREE BEERS FTW.

 

[John_C]

This sounds like me except its even more delayed.. I start wondering if she likes me and don't actually pick up on the signs until much later and then it's like "ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh. fuck'.

i had some people round my house a few years back, 2 guys and 2 girls. One of the girls i'd been completely obsessed with for over a year, she was a good friend but she knew how i felt and had sortof avoided the subject for ages. Anyway, everyone else got so stoned they could barely move, me and her had a bottle of wine each and over 1/2 a litre of vodka between us. We went outside on our own and wandered around talking for a bit and then kinda "accidentally" fell over on the grass together. Things were blatantly getting moving and for some reason 10 seconds later i got up, pulled her up and then went back inside. To this day i have no idea why i did it! Woke up in the morning and i'd been pushed out of bed onto a concrete floor and one of my mates was all snuggled up to her =@

 

[Skinny Viking]

that happened to me once at a club. I was REALLY pissed for a minute, then I went and took a piss, and while I was pissing, I had an epiphany.

This dude will buy me beers all night, and all I have to do is ask him to, then I can go back over my my buds and not talk to him at all.

It worked.

Was I ashamed... nope.

I did this once

gay bartender, everytime I ordered a shot he had one with me and never charged me ... kept giving me "the smile" ...end of the night he slipped me his number.

I said thanks man but I'm not gay. The look he had, I felt like I just kicked a puppy ... but I drank for free the whole night

 

[StefTD]

I was just to lazy or to drunk most of the time to start talking to girls, so I never got turned down.
But I did turn down a few chicks, 3 of them (due to their look) on one evening-I know, that's not really nice, but come on,
I was a 18 year old drunken bastard.

I am in a happy relationship for 3 years now, so I had to turn down a few chicks in that time
but I tried to do it nice most of the time. A few years ago I just turned down girls if I thought
they were to dumb or to ugly-but I have to say, I had pretty low standards...

About turning down gay guys-I've got a funny story:

A friend of mine and I where out drinking, so the bartender started giving him drinks for free, only him, I had to pay.
But I wasn't sure if he knew the bartender and I was talking to a girl I know.
So after like 2 hours and 10 free shots for my friend I asked the bartender why he get's em for free
and I have to pay and the bartender said:
"first: you don't look like you're gay
second: you're talking with that girl the whole evening, your friend is talking with me
third: your friend actually looks like he's gay!"

Actually this friend of mine is the fiance of the girl I talked to that evening, now...