UM Fantasy Football 2013

[The Ozzman]

What are you talking about? Do you even understand what happened?

Honestly, no. I stopped paying attention to the league about Week 9.

Oh man, I realize it now. Dak, change that shit back. That is shitty. If you don't, I will change it for you.

 

[The Ozzman]

Alright, I dropped those players from Dak's team. Baroque: Go pick that shit up again....and stop being stupid.

 

[Dak]

Oh god, what I did was soooooo shitty. Locking guys on my bench (season is over after sunday - no chance of me using them)and gaining a whole 1pt projected from a change in defense. When did everyone get sandy vags?

I don't care about not having them, just don't want to see them on a starting lineup elsewhere.

 

[Nephilim96]

I don't really care, I just didn't understand what Ozz was saying.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Krig just picked up Frank Gore from Baroques droppings.

OZZ, DO YOUR JOB!

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

OZZ, DO YOUR JOB!

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

so who the hell can I pick up?

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Use that bowl of soup you call a brain.

 

[The Ozzman]

Krig just picked up Frank Gore from Baroques droppings.

OZZ, DO YOUR JOB!

Fuck off. I dropped Frank Gore from Krig's team. If Baroque doesn't fix his team soon, I'm not changing anything next time someone gets picked up that was on his team.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Yeah, I hear ya. Who cares now. Dak was being a shit and now Krig is being an even bigger piece of shit.

 

[Dak]

Krig just picked up Frank Gore from Baroques droppings.

OZZ, DO YOUR JOB!

See? I was trying to prevent this.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Dak, you would have made an amazing politician.

 

[Dak]

Dak, you would have made an amazing politician.

Unfortunately no. As Alinsky notes most correctly in Rules for Radicals, one must be schizophrenic without being schizophrenic to be an excellent political leader. And your inability to see reason here is startling. What part of on the bench is confusing?

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I feel soory fo yo motha

 

[Nephilim96]

Haha, Krig's getting raped. Congrats Dak.

3rd place!!!

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

yeah, good thing my Bears showed up.

 

[Baroque]

Lol, he actually kept Justin Tucker from my team, who totaled all of 1 point. gg.

 

[Dak]

Best team performance I had all year. Makes up for that 88 point egg they laid against Krig last time.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Grats.
So we aren't doing this next year??