I'm going to do this every week. I started doing this in another league last year and it was kinda fun.
Hitler Award for Uber Domination: Robert the Bruce.
Congratulations, you successfully used my favorite player of all time against me in fantasy and totally fuckstomped me into oblivion. Until we meet again sir.
Way To Be The One Award For Being The One: JLM.
I should have known allowing him into the league was a stupid idea. Oh well, at least I got Dallas Clark out of it eh? Suckers.
Dunce Award For Barely Losing A Match You Should Have Won If You Had Only Checked Your Roster: Eradicators.
You literally could have started anyone on your bench and won against Prophets. Dumbass.
Boner Killer Award For Not Starting One Of The Studs Of The Week: Eradicators.
Normally it's good to win an award, but not in this case. You committed two fantasy football crimes in the same week: 1) You didn't update your roster since the draft, and 2) You didn't start Hakeem Nicks who had a huge day in place of Devin Hester. Pay attention my man!
Good From Far, Far From Good Award For Being The Biggest Fantasy Tease (player): Shonn Greene.
Holy shit man. Congratulations on losing your starting spot after only one week. I'm glad I didn't draft this guy.
Dumpster Diver Award For Best Free Agent Pickup: Caecius.
Although Caecius didn't start him, Darren McFadden had a big game against the Titans this past Sunday. Good eye on the pickup, but it's still to be determined if McFadden can sustain that type of production.
If you guys have any ideas for other awards (be creative) post them here.
