I felt the need to explain why I'v been making so many old fart jokes lately ....Basicly its because I'm on the verge of oldfartdom and I need to learn the good comebacks that and the fact that Greeno is a Fucktard! 
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I felt the need to explain why I'v been making so many old fart jokes lately ....Basicly its because I'm on the verge of oldfartdom and I need to learn the good comebacks that and the fact that Greeno is a Fucktard! 
sixxswine
rockandrollazine.blogspot
I guess I'm one of the "old farts" that you crack jokes at since I'm 30...
I don't care, I am getting older, so what? Then again so are you!
I don't care, I am getting older, so what? Then again so are you!
Wicked Child
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sixxswine
rockandrollazine.blogspot
sixxswine said:
hahaha I know your only 4 years older than me lol I can pick on you .... Getting older doesnt bother me at all
me and Hawk already had this convo .... as long as we remain young at heart and keep on breaking the fucking rules all the old fart jokes in the world wont make a differance 
tedvanfrehley
Your Favorite Uncle
Well my dad told me on my 30th birthday that from here on out everything is just "maintenance". I dunno if it's just me or not but I swear I pee 20 times a day already...
tedvanfrehley
Your Favorite Uncle
Well, I do drink a HELL of a lot of Diet Mt. Dew! And coffee...can't seem to get through the day without a cup or two of java...
Psychonaut
God Of Emptiness
*old man voice* You think YOU got problems? I can't even remember the last time I peed and meant to. I'm almost thankful the kidney stones have made my bladder a little gun shy. And waking up in my own shit. If I catch the fucker that's stuffing it in my britches while I'm sleeping, I'll teach him a thing or two. Show him the business end of my cane, I will. Speaking of canes, mine is about the only thing hard I carry anymore. I splinted my pecker up with a couple of popsicle sticks from the trash just so I could remember what mine looked like when it worked...
I can't wait!!!
I can't wait!!!
sixxswine
rockandrollazine.blogspot
I drink two pots of coffee a day, minimum. I have to have decaf these days because, the caffiene was kicking my ass. I suffered from caffiene intoxication, yes there really is such a thing, see DSM IV. Anyway, after a ceratain age I guess, you can take as much & you get all jacked up like a "clucker" & you feel like you're gonna have a heart attack or something. It's crazy. Anyway, since were are on the topic of piss pumps, I have to say that I only tend to piss a lot until the fist pot after that I'm good to go.
Bryant
Mr. Sleepy
Quit yer' bickiring before I beat the shit out of both of you pussies !!JonnyD said:Oh yeah it was also to make sure yall knew I was just messin with ya
Bryant
Wicked Child
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