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JonnyD

JonnyD

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:loco: I felt the need to explain why I'v been making so many old fart jokes lately ....Basicly its because I'm on the verge of oldfartdom and I need to learn the good comebacks that and the fact that Greeno is a Fucktard! :grin:
 
I'm 29 and I don't consider myself old! If I live to be 60....then I'm 'getting old'. I consider 70 on up OLD! You are really funny calling yourselves old :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
sixxswine said:
I guess I'm one of the "old farts" that you crack jokes at since I'm 30...
I don't care, I am getting older, so what? Then again so are you!
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hahaha I know your only 4 years older than me lol I can pick on you .... Getting older doesnt bother me at all :grin: me and Hawk already had this convo .... as long as we remain young at heart and keep on breaking the fucking rules all the old fart jokes in the world wont make a differance :grin:
 
tedvanfrehley said:
Well my dad told me on my 30th birthday that from here on out everything is just "maintenance". I dunno if it's just me or not but I swear I pee 20 times a day already...
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I guess females are born old then. That's all we do is pee :)
When I go to a mall I check out every restroom in the place!!! :lol:
 
tedvanfrehley said:
Well my dad told me on my 30th birthday that from here on out everything is just "maintenance". I dunno if it's just me or not but I swear I pee 20 times a day already...
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That has nothing to do with age is just beer excess! :lol:

I pee like twice a day, I wonder if I'm retaining water :OMG:
 
*old man voice* You think YOU got problems? I can't even remember the last time I peed and meant to. I'm almost thankful the kidney stones have made my bladder a little gun shy. And waking up in my own shit. If I catch the fucker that's stuffing it in my britches while I'm sleeping, I'll teach him a thing or two. Show him the business end of my cane, I will. Speaking of canes, mine is about the only thing hard I carry anymore. I splinted my pecker up with a couple of popsicle sticks from the trash just so I could remember what mine looked like when it worked...

I can't wait!!!
 
I drink two pots of coffee a day, minimum. I have to have decaf these days because, the caffiene was kicking my ass. I suffered from caffiene intoxication, yes there really is such a thing, see DSM IV. Anyway, after a ceratain age I guess, you can take as much & you get all jacked up like a "clucker" & you feel like you're gonna have a heart attack or something. It's crazy. Anyway, since were are on the topic of piss pumps, I have to say that I only tend to piss a lot until the fist pot after that I'm good to go.
 
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