Gotta love the faithful and their committment to the metal scene, right? Un-black metal is the genre for those who love the extreme sound of black metal, but also desire the methodical execution of the pagans; for those who love the Cross, and desire the systematic burning of all depictions of the baphomet; for those who accept Christ into their hearts, but wish to see the influence of Satan expunged from this modern world of lost souls. Un-black metal has the metal sound, but also condemns the pagans, the satanists, the atheists, and the heathens! Because as we all know: if it ain't Christ, it's bad. So go out and get your first Un-black metal compilation album today, featuring such hits as "Invert the Inverted Cross," "Silence the Blasphemous Chanting," and "Abaddon Destroyer." Salvation is waiting right around the corner. Pick up your copy today!
For those who might think this is a joke, it isn't. Search Un-black metal on Wikipedia.
For those who might think this is a joke, it isn't. Search Un-black metal on Wikipedia.
