Uncle Noltem wants YOU

[circus_brimstone]

Well, I'll guarantee you reviews in each of the webzines I write for. Interview for UM, too. All I request is one copy of Runedance per zine (so I can eBay two of 'em later on down the road). J/K, one nice glistening copy will suffice.

 

[Will Bozarth]

hey Fruitzilla McClownmanski, i had to ship 3 cds

 

[circus_brimstone]

hey Fruitzilla McClownmanski, i had to ship 3 cds

*sigh* Technicalities...

Well, since I encountered DM through MetalReview (and used their copy for review at MR, obviously), I wasn't allowed to use that copy elsewhere. Thus, I needed another copy for UM. TMO sent me a copy unknowingly, so I shipped that off to another writer (review upcoming). Now, here's where the plot thickens (!): if I procure a copy for myself, I'm free to do what I please. Hence, I could use my *own* copy and review it for whichever zine I want to. Unless, of course, MFJ wants to send additional copies to the zines I write for, in which case other reviewers would tackle them. I'd stick with just covering Noltem for UM. Essentially, I'm offering a one-stop shop for MFJ, if he wants to take advantage of that. But that offer is extremely rare, just because of how much inspiration it takes to write a review about the same release three times...no matter whether it's phenomenal or unbelievably shitty. So, why are you complainin'? You got two reviews and an interview out of me!

@ MFJ: Have Will B. join your band. By this time tomorrow, every person on UM will have heard of Noltem. By this time the day after tomorrow, every person on earth will have heard of Noltem.

 

[lizard]

given that the only time I've ventured into Opethland was to stir up trouble or comment on Porcupine Tree, I don't know what the opethites are up to.

 

[Will Bozarth]

*sigh* Technicalities...

Well, since I encountered DM through MetalReview (and used their copy for review at MR, obviously), I wasn't allowed to use that copy elsewhere. Thus, I needed another copy for UM. TMO sent me a copy unknowingly, so I shipped that off to another writer (review upcoming). Now, here's where the plot thickens (!): if I procure a copy for myself, I'm free to do what I please. Hence, I could use my *own* copy and review it for whichever zine I want to. Unless, of course, MFJ wants to send additional copies to the zines I write for, in which case other reviewers would tackle them. I'd stick with just covering Noltem for UM. Essentially, I'm offering a one-stop shop for MFJ, if he wants to take advantage of that. But that offer is extremely rare, just because of how much inspiration it takes to write a review about the same release three times...no matter whether it's phenomenal or unbelievably shitty. So, why are you complainin'? You got two reviews and an interview out of me!

@ MFJ: Have Will B. join your band. By this time tomorrow, every person on UM will have heard of Noltem. By this time the day after tomorrow, every person on earth will have heard of Noltem.

I understand now! I wasn't complaining, I just wanted to make a funny name for ya.

As for me joining Noltem, I already agreed to help Max out on 2nd guitar once he starts gigging

 

[MFJ]

IF I start gigging, that is. There will never be another permanent guitar player (for the record).

 

[Will Bozarth]

yeah, IF.

 

[MFJ]

update: "Archaic Dissolve" is now "Aurora"

I know there are like 2362363426723532523 songs called that, but it fits sooo much better.