uuuh, I think some guys with skin-tight jeans and jean jackets (with patches of coures...Venom, Possessed, Slayer (pre-Reign In Blood), Sepultura (pre-Beneath the Remains), Morbid Angel (pre 1990...generally pre 1990 releases) will be visiting you and tell you that you're NOT metal because you don't know the name of the 3rd track on the 2nd Death CD....shame on you...
same happened to me on saturday....also i'm a fascist because I wore a AA-sweater....and i'm not johan because I don't have a beard :/