I've been involved with stupid chicks who were trying to get attention by being, 'Oh, I'm so fucking depressed. I'm gonna slit my wrists with a cheese grater...' And it's so fucking boring, like, 'Just let it go. You're really not gonna do it, anyway.' It's kind of harsh, but it's fuckin' black humor.
A cheese grater would never work anyways. If you really want to kill yourself, you do not reach for the cheese grater. Children of Bodoms latest release Relentless, Reckless, Forever is the best Children of Bodom album so far. While the debate over genre rages on, so does Alexi joke that the new release is just as light hearted as ever. With that standpoint of hias Can I ask you what is hias? Like the Lacrimosa of the Requiem Mass, Children of Bodom have arisen from dark days with a redemptive mood. Albiet a very dark redemptive mood- every track on this album concerns itself with love of a seemingly depressed and acquiescent Jezebel. With not my Funeral and Shovel Knockout, the album opens by raging against the trollops progenitor before it turns a rapid and aphotic service to dread. The stark contrast between this fear and the card we all know and love is so apparent that this writer wants to know who really wrote the lyrics to this album? But the music is pure, true gold. Boasting a command of melodic cunning to rival classical greats such as Mozart, Berlioz, Beethoven, and Wagner, COB has fully realized their metal genre in the polish of chords and suspensions coupled with the tocsin of indignation that has been their perpetual cadence. A berserk witticism, Relentless, Reckless, Forever is a chestnut of Cimmerian shade to resuscitate the adolescent obsession of a generation of embittered delinquents.
A cheese grater would never work anyways. If you really want to kill yourself, you do not reach for the cheese grater. Children of Bodoms latest release Relentless, Reckless, Forever is the best Children of Bodom album so far. While the debate over genre rages on, so does Alexi joke that the new release is just as light hearted as ever. With that standpoint of hias Can I ask you what is hias? Like the Lacrimosa of the Requiem Mass, Children of Bodom have arisen from dark days with a redemptive mood. Albiet a very dark redemptive mood- every track on this album concerns itself with love of a seemingly depressed and acquiescent Jezebel. With not my Funeral and Shovel Knockout, the album opens by raging against the trollops progenitor before it turns a rapid and aphotic service to dread. The stark contrast between this fear and the card we all know and love is so apparent that this writer wants to know who really wrote the lyrics to this album? But the music is pure, true gold. Boasting a command of melodic cunning to rival classical greats such as Mozart, Berlioz, Beethoven, and Wagner, COB has fully realized their metal genre in the polish of chords and suspensions coupled with the tocsin of indignation that has been their perpetual cadence. A berserk witticism, Relentless, Reckless, Forever is a chestnut of Cimmerian shade to resuscitate the adolescent obsession of a generation of embittered delinquents.
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