Viking Beards.

The guy in the middle here has the nicest beard hair I've ever seen in person. It's so thick and every hair grows in the exact right direction and it just rules.

Now he has a handlebar mustache ---he's the dude I painted with the handlebar mustache, in case you guys remember that painting. =P I went to Sicily with him and a bunch of other classmates and so that's where we are here. I cropped the photo though so you can focus in on his extroardinary beard fullness and thickness.

Jerry how do you like me as a brunette? :oops:

 
Dude wtf?!?! Keep that shit flowing, unless you want to be hit up every day by cholos asking you, "where ye from esse"?

Yeah really. Make Luann iron it out for him a couple of times a week. It'll straighten it out all nice and last a couple of days as long as he doesn't get it wet.
 
Larf03 from over at the Nevermore forum. Beast! :kickass:

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Wow I take it back. THIS GUY has the thickest beard ever.