(hands out numbers to the numerous suitors for Ms. Wanda O.)
The line starts to the right, against the wall.
Right behind me... :Smug:
(points to the sign)
You must be at least this tall to participate.
I can set my chin on her head...
(hands out intelligence tests)
Please take these tests, follow the instructions as they are written and place them in the IN box when you are finished. All those not making the grade will be automatically disqualified.
I got my 1st Master's Degree 18 years ago and 90% of the way through the second 16 years ago, before I retired from formal education, actually the 2nd was a deferral for the loans on the 1st...
When and if she is no longer spoken for, she will make her selection. If she doesn't choose you, too bad...bye bye.
I bet I'm the only one that comes dowry of a white tiger... or two... (the ultimate conversation piece)...
There's a billion other chicks out there that will never get to know the wonder that is you so please don't feel that you have to obsess over just ONE woman.
Nah... that would take way too much energy...
Besides, I saw her first.
(walks over to Wanda's place) Places a certain "Luna Moon" Smylex's way as a distraction. I hear Luna likes a man with a chainsaw... :hotjump: