Warrel, my little cousin wrote you a letter!!!

[Liverslapper]

LOL it goes from a nice letter from a 9 yr old to anal and vaginal sex.

 

[Dead Winter]

LOL it goes from a nice letter from a 9 yr old to anal and vaginal sex.

Only on the Neverboard.

 

[Captain Beard]

Now we just need to talk about food. I had a sandwich.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Yeah seriously. My oldest cousin (I think she's 15?) is somewhere on the east coast going to troubled teen rehabilitation camp because she's apparently really violent and even hit her mother at some point.

And she's a major chola. Her myspace is private, but here's the default:

give her red hair and she could be the chick who was ringing me up for cigarettes at bjs yesterday. bitch just looked unhealthy.

 

[El Stormo]

And she's a major chola. Her myspace is private, but here's the default:

No idea what a chola is, but I bet she'd be pretty gorgeous if she got rid of all the metal in her face. And got a tan.

and then she'll cut herself.

Fixed that for you.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Lesa, I hope that you're not letting your cousin read this thread anymore.

lol


Lesa the letter she wrote is cute

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

I'd hit it but of course I wouldn't let her know where I lived, what my car looked like or let her anywhere near my money.

After me and ALL of my friends got done with her, I'd give her the news that she isn't welcome around anymore.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

No idea what a chola is

Usually she wears way more makeup than she does in that picture.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

oh god, that's horrifying

 

[Kvlt Wench]

 

[Kvlt Wench]

 

[El Stormo]

That the same girl? Holy shit, that first pic must have been an incredibly flattering camera angle. I take back what I said and then some!

 

[Chromatose]

That's the power of myspace

 

[Bacchante]

Isabel, your cousin looks like every other chick I see in Ukiah *sigh*
Cholas were the bain of my existence in high school. All talk but not much else, though. I wanted to launch a couple out of a cannon.

Btw, I pretty much told my cousin that this place isn't for kids. I let her write the letter, but that was about it.

She was like "random picture thread? I wanna see!"
And I had to tell her "haha, NOPE. There are pictures of nasty poo and..other things that little girls shouldn't see here."

Haha

 

[El Stormo]

That's the power of myspace

I know, but this is an almost surreal manifestation of this power.

 

[ShadowsWithin]

 

[Kvlt Wench]

No, none of those is my cousin. I was just doing Google searches for cholas.

 

[Captain Beard]

"Cholas" makes me think of churros. Mmm, tasty fried sugar ropes.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Hey David, I see this guy around campus a lot who looks just like a mini-Beard. I wish I had a camera phone so I could sneak a ninja picture of him.

 

[El Stormo]

No, none of those is my cousin. I was just doing Google searches for cholas.

Oh. Okay. Thank God for that.