Warrel, my little cousin wrote you a letter!!!

[Will Bozarth]

lolz. hey wait. Undefined said that he wasn't from the US. HMM!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

aww, lesa's cousin. now get her listening to carcass.

 

[Calamitas1786]

Janet Jackson?

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I bet her parents are pissed about all those piercings.

 

[Undefined]

Troubled teen = freaky as hell.

 

[Lord Foul]

Depends on what kind of troubled you mean. And what kind of freaky you mean.

 

[Liverslapper]

freaky as hell means she will probably let you put it in her butt.

 

[Shpongled]

And "troubled" means built in excuse for dumping her when you finally get bored.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

and then she'll cut you.

 

[Undefined]

Definitely, no better way to piss daddy off than taking a shot in the ass.

 

[Lord Foul]

Your definition of freaky is about as vanilla as things get in my world

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Your definition of freaky is about as vanilla as things get in my world

Are you saying that you never have vaginal sex?

 

[Undefined]

Is he saying I have never had non-vaginal sex?

 

[Liverslapper]

lol meat curtains.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Lesa, I hope that you're not letting your cousin read this thread anymore.

 

[Liverslapper]

This forum board is a very scary place anyway.









BOO!

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Eek!

 

[Macharius]

My cousin fell off his motorcycle. What a dumbass...

 

[Lord Foul]

Are you saying that you never have vaginal sex?

I certainly do, but my bedroom activities are somewhat more... "rough" would be a fair but sufficiently generic descriptor to avoid turning this thread into even more of an overshare.

Is he saying I have never had non-vaginal sex?

I'd rather not speculate on your sex life in any way, shape, or form.

 

[~Lynn~]

YAY! For throwing a 9 year olds thread straight down the gutter.